Bein lazy and eatin food, masturbation n watchin porn, smokin the odd ganga n listenin to tunes, gan out n gettin shiiiit faced then fallin over and wonderin y me brand new white tshirt is ruined, ama man of few words but when get talkin divant shut up so thats an activity
Am a pretty random bloke i like getting pissed and staring at walls!! I love going to gigs and traveling,I am straight! i love films and football,newcastle united, am very very chilled out and open minded and am easy to talk to,i'm a bit of case when i'v had a drink but who isn??!! I am a good drinker like i'll drink ya under the table nowt to be proud about costs me a bomb!! i have a brilliant memory divant try and get one ower on is or i'll kill ya!! my favourite film ever is The Blues Brothers,i like animals, i'v got some totally random tattoos they dont get to know me b4 makin an assumption,its natural but shit! but most of all, i'm up for a laugh, give me a bell be honest be nice but be cool! [email protected]@hotmail.com add me the more the merrier man!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: July 9th '85
Birthplace: Sunderland
Current Location: Washington
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Broon
Height: Average as in i dont know
Right Handed or Left Handed: Good ole right
Your Heritage: White Jamaican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Oler black slippers
Your Weakness: Anything that alters my reality
Your Fears: Big ass spiders and drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get A Job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Aye
Thoughts First Waking Up: get that dog out my fuckin bed
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: afta 11
Your Most Missed Memory: college the good old days
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac D's
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: liptons
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cold coffee mm lovely
Do you Smoke: have been known to
Do you Swear: i dont even realise i do it
Do you Sing: like a tenor
Do you Shower Daily: got to
Have you Been in Love: aye
Do you want to go to College: been,done
Do you want to get Married: wheres the fire
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: na
Do you think you are Attractive: pretty much aye
Are you a Health Freak: ne chance
Do you get along with your Parents: whey aye
Do you like Thunderstorms: the only happen when i go camping so NO!
Do you play an Instrument: tried tried tried but nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: aye
In the past month have you Smoked: aye
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends wot u class drugs as
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: galls oh yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuckin american cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ower cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: thats telling
Ever been Drunk: stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: once or twiceq
Ever been Beaten up: aye
Ever Shoplifted: aye
How do you want to Die: In a HUGE explosion that rocks civilisation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A one man moolaa machine
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Owt
Short or Long Hair: Owt
Height: Not shorter that 5.5
Weight: owt
Best Clothing Style: funked out
Number of Drugs I have taken: Cud not possibly say
Number of CDs I own: lots n lots
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets fuck people up
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