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Duce juice

Ur a Newb

About Me

So, I figured out I really dont know a whole lot about anything except sports. I cant quote or argue philosophers. Government policies are not my forte. I cant explain to you the biology of a starfish. Hell, I dont even know that much about communication besides the fact that I fuckn rock at it. But where I'm at a loss to just strike up a conversation about the Pampers advertising campaign, I think I can prove myself in random knowledge and trivia. Play me in jeopardy, I'll probably win. Wheel of fortune, you stand no chance. And when it comes to trivial pursuit and games of that nature I do great.I'm also a quick learner and great interviewer. I've never not gotten a job I've interviewed for and I'll accredit that to my great communication skills and strong resume. I feel I could get a job as something I have no experience in, like a Mortgage broker, and after a month I'd have it down. I'm still very confused on what I want to be when I grow up or even what I can be, but I think I'll do whatever I'm doing very well and I will become filthy rich and buy expensive cars and lots of bling, but it probably wont be called that when I'm older

My Interests


You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends with Benefits
You're not looking for anything serious... just something hot!
And you're little black book (or cell phone) always hooks you up.
You want nothing more than friends with benefits. No strings.
You also don't mind benefits without the friendship! What's Your Ideal Relationship?

I'd like to meet:

The epitomy of fun

Music:

The Used, Jimmy Eat World, Yellowcard, Brand New, Adema, Something Corporate, The Matches, Taking Back Sunday, Starting Line, Postal Service, Tonic, The Getup kids, Matchbook Romance, Fall Out Boy, Head Automatica, Sugarcult, Story of the Year, Senses Fail, Slightly Stoopid, 311, Sublime, Orgy (also listed in interests), MEST, My chemical romance, Lostprophets, Letter kills, incubus, goo goo dolls, foo fighters, coldplay, bush, Andre Nicotina, Snoop, Staind, Linkin Park, a perfect circle, Rufio, Union Underground, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Finch, Lit, The Eagles, The Beatles, Jack Johnson

Movies:

Night at the Roxbury for sure. Hands down. Than i'd have to go with Ace Ventura followed by Dumb and Dumber. Let me just list em Jim Carrey: Ace Ventura 1 and 2. Liar Liar. Dumb and Dumber Ben Stiller: Zoolander, Meet the Parents, That newer one with Jennifer Anniston sumthing about Polly. that one with the fat kids at camp where ben stiller is the nazi exercise guy. K. Fuck this. Straight List. Orange COunty, Forrest Gump, Dirty Work, Elf, Jurassic Park, MIB, Terminator 2, Napolean Dynamite, Dawn of the Dead, Speed, Bad Boyz 2, Fast and the Furious, Joe Dirt, Waterboy, happy gilmore, billy madison, 3 straight greats there. and lastly Con Air. wait, and top gun.

Television:

Of all time: 1. Seinfeld 2. Saved by the Bell 3. Real World 4. Survivor 5. The ApprenticeCurrently: 1. Road Rules /Real World Battle of the sexes 2 (Gimme) 2. Real World (I admit its a weak season) 3. The Amazing Race (Reality show race around world) 4. Pardon the Interruption (Sports Banter) 5. Sportscenter (Duh)Other Mentionables: Aqua Teen Hungerforce (could easily be .1) Most extreme elimination challenge otherwise know as MXC could also easily be considered the best show. Crazy japanese people doing ridiculous stunts, who woulda thought. Family Guy and SeaLab as well as Simpsons and Price is Right. Jeopardy is a great show as well, I watch way too much T.v. and lastly i cant forget Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The original for godsake. And also transformers and beastwars.

Books:

Seriously, who reads em, but i did like goosebumps way back in the day, 5th grade or so. Nothin much read since then except school shit. Though i did cry a bit at the end of Mice and men, seriously. ANd i read jurassic park last year and guess what, i thought the movie was better. bam, in ur face all you "The movie is nothing compared to the book" people.

Heroes:

Hugh Grant and Charlie Sheen (Good ass actors and straight up pimps though i gotta admit hugh's prostitute incident was no bueno

My Blog

Life

I am one confused individual. I woke up in my girlfriends roomates bed naked. No one was w/ me. It was very cumfy though. I cried on the trolley ride to work today in front of homeless people. For onc...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Fri, 12 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

Coachella, of course

Dude, so check it. This weekend i mobbed out to palm springs area to check out the sickest concert ever, Coachella. Headlining was Tool and Depeche Mode (I guess the promoter was still living in ...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:38:00 PST

Changing My cell Phone ringer

Folks, I think its time. I need a change and the first part of this is the cell phone tune. The cell phone tune can definitely define some people, not for me though. Currently I'm rockin "Clubbin." At...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:56:00 PST

And it only gets better

So I love being 21 now. On Saturday i went to this tailgate thing w/ my frat and all 3 of us 21 year olds who were there got wristbands allowing us to get tokens to get beer w/. Dude, we had all the f...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST

Ah, the 21st Birthday

So its official folks, I'm 21 now and ready to buy all you minors some alcohol, hooray. But anyways, I just thought my birthday night was a story to share with many. So me n gabe cruise to his place i...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:41:00 PST

A name that shouldnt be much trouble

So I work here at the Union Tribune answering the calls for people who want to place employment ads in the newspaper. I pick up w/ "Employment advertising, this is Kyle, how can I help you?" And every...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:31:00 PST

Outrageousness

So its time for my lunchbreak at work. So i go up to the caf and claim my table by throwin my newspaper on it and then i go and grab a cup a water, but on my way i am confronted by one of the strange ...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:47:00 PST

Its a ZESTA kinda day

So, im at work (as usual) and since i wasnt to hungry for dinner cuz i ate a fatty chipotle burrito earlier (biggest one yet, it almost was the size of my cock) i decided i'd eat a couple of my lil fr...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 06:38:00 PST

The cell phone

Dont worry folks, this wont be a paranoid blog about how cell phones are the demise of society. The thing is i lost mine last night, but one of my bro's found it. But he's downtown and wont be back fo...
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 08:20:00 PST

Even though you prolly wont believe me....

I'll miss you 
Posted by Dusi dog w/ cheese on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 11:38:00 PST