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Hugh

About Me

Apparently I was born in 1973 but I can't remember it, I may have been drunk. After a miserable childhood peeling carrots and avoiding normality, I went into a strange cult where they warp your mind into being a minion of mediocrity. Or school as other people call it.Leaving school I discovered the twin joys of bitterness and alcohol although being the constant underachiever I never rose to the rank of alcoholic, mearly holding the position of whiny drunk at the weekend.Stumbling through life at times in a bittersweet comedic fashion, ha ha for you, peculiar for me, I have arrived at this juction in life with only a chip on my shoulder and a dancing monkey for company. Only recently the monkey divorced me and has custody of the eight children.Yet still all my heart yearns for is that 'Power of the Daleks' returns to the BBC's vaults.
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Anyone with a sense of humour and full collection of 'Bunty' annuals. Oh and if you're a dab hand with dab hands then you're a true winner.

My Blog

Psyche-Derelict.

How are you feeling? No really, how are you feeling? Do you perhaps feel an odd leaden feeling in your stomach? Or maybe it was a feeling of dread tucked away up inside your brain-hole? Don't panic, y...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:50:00 GMT

A Dose of Sunshine?

Yesterday's rant about the BNP was a bit on the heavy side albeit with some good sweary gags however today I think I shall show the gentler, softer side of my Fairy liquid like nature because you see ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:22:00 GMT

British National Party Animals

Dead eyed idiot fucks. Cunt balls of dripping pus. Ice brained scum fucks of inbred retarded parentage.Sorry, I had to get that out of my system before I started to write you see, I awoke this morning...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:41:00 GMT

The Joy of Paranoia.

Did you ever think that maybe paranoia isn't so much just a delusional state of mind but the messy arrangement of too much information taken in subconsiously? You see I can be a touch paranoid sometim...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:30:00 GMT

NME: No More Excuses?

It's cool. It makes a 'Cool List' It's for the young music lover and it's been going for decades, it's the NME and it's become a shallow pond.Yeah, yeah everyone a bit past it moans about how the NME ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:09:00 GMT

Merri. 1995 - 2009 R.I.P.

In each of our lives we have certain things that are purely positive, rays of light that help to keep us sailing through even when the waters seem choppy. One of mine was a little girl cat called Merr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:51:00 GMT

The Incredible Bouncing Back Boy.

It's been a tough start to this year, first up to bat is my mother's declining health, I hadn't seen her in a while and was hugely shocked to see how much weight she'd lost and that she seems to have,...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:32:00 GMT

Take It All Back.

While standing in the freezing cold waiting for another of Scotrail's over priced train I read in the Metro today that a huge amount of young people in the west of Scotland feel that life is not worth...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:10:00 GMT

Certain Spaces.

Well here we are at the end of a bittersweet year. Looking back it's been tough but at least it's been colourful, well at least personally for me I hope that if you have had colour in your lives then ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Modern Life is Rubbish.

I had a weird, hazy, funny turn today. I seemed to remember things from the past as being a bit better and that can't be right. You see I'm a reasonably forward thinking person even though I keep leav...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:06:00 GMT