The redevelopment of council houses into places for me to shoot things, the replacement of the former tenants to their previous tenancies, the prevention of Bath's tree-based sign obstruction, the abdication of weefs, the purging of things which are "cute", the removal from the art of music all those who can neither play their instruments nor write songs for them and the return of Britain's governmental state to a pre-Cromwell era.
One of the X-Men who didn't get into the films because they've just got overly large hands, or have really fast growing hair, or could kick out a mean rhythm on a tambourine but had no other discerning capabilities.Realistically, Boris Johnson, Maggie Thatcher, Kubla Khan, Ming the Merciless, Henry Blofeld (both cricket and fiction), the inventor of the Cheddar, and Bob Hoskins. Admittedly some of these may be slightly unrealistic, but I'm only 93% opaque, so who am I to judge?Not forgetting of course, Alvis, join me on the Feast of Alvis for drinking and revenge!
The Ginpocalypse: A concoction of Wagner, Mussorgsky, Bach, John Williams, Metallica and many others. A quick method of explaining the feeling of having a belly full of gin and a mind full of fire. Easily available from me having first proved ancestry and anti-weefery.
Leave a lot to be desired when I could just be staring at a blank screen and thinking of something better. There are exceptions, but there's probably a few people out there who deserved the antidote, and I don't have time to find out which is which.
If it's worth watching, it's not on television: it's in a remotely operated cage over a minefield.
The printed word, whilst being a marvel of communication, leaves a lot to be desired when any drooling neanderthal can create it, and owes a lot when it causes hordes of incompetent dullards to hurl their flaucinaucinihilipilificatious opinions all over the world's phone lines.
No man may have a hero he aspires to be, for that itself limits his potential, but if I ever achieved the level of debonair integrity and relentless style of the late Sir Winston Churchill, I would be a happy man.
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