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Stridulating Vilhelmm

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About Me

Without a shadow of a doubt, the only person in the world who can lead us through the darkened stretches of diplomatic problems laying in the bleakness of our country's future, via the disconnection of elbows from tables during evening meals, pogroms, denying requests to "stop that" and the radical reintroduction of soap-box speeches to village events.

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My Interests

The redevelopment of council houses into places for me to shoot things, the replacement of the former tenants to their previous tenancies, the prevention of Bath's tree-based sign obstruction, the abdication of weefs, the purging of things which are "cute", the removal from the art of music all those who can neither play their instruments nor write songs for them and the return of Britain's governmental state to a pre-Cromwell era.

I'd like to meet:

One of the X-Men who didn't get into the films because they've just got overly large hands, or have really fast growing hair, or could kick out a mean rhythm on a tambourine but had no other discerning capabilities.Realistically, Boris Johnson, Maggie Thatcher, Kubla Khan, Ming the Merciless, Henry Blofeld (both cricket and fiction), the inventor of the Cheddar, and Bob Hoskins. Admittedly some of these may be slightly unrealistic, but I'm only 93% opaque, so who am I to judge?Not forgetting of course, Alvis, join me on the Feast of Alvis for drinking and revenge!

Music:

The Ginpocalypse: A concoction of Wagner, Mussorgsky, Bach, John Williams, Metallica and many others. A quick method of explaining the feeling of having a belly full of gin and a mind full of fire. Easily available from me having first proved ancestry and anti-weefery.

Movies:

Leave a lot to be desired when I could just be staring at a blank screen and thinking of something better. There are exceptions, but there's probably a few people out there who deserved the antidote, and I don't have time to find out which is which.

Television:

If it's worth watching, it's not on television: it's in a remotely operated cage over a minefield.

Books:

The printed word, whilst being a marvel of communication, leaves a lot to be desired when any drooling neanderthal can create it, and owes a lot when it causes hordes of incompetent dullards to hurl their flaucinaucinihilipilificatious opinions all over the world's phone lines.

Heroes:

No man may have a hero he aspires to be, for that itself limits his potential, but if I ever achieved the level of debonair integrity and relentless style of the late Sir Winston Churchill, I would be a happy man.
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My Blog

Advanced ALVIANISM

Tired of your religion? Starting to wonder what it's all about? Why not try ALVIANISM?Yes, ALVIS. Born on a cold winter's night many years ago in a lowly stable, surrounded by a bunch of freaking donk...
Posted by Stridulating Vilhelmm on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

Cheap things

I just bought 23 cans of evaporated milk, a home origami set, a dog toy in the shape of eight disconcertingly brown sausages, a beard trimming kit, a melon, some brass polish, fake fingernails, a net ...
Posted by Stridulating Vilhelmm on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:41:00 PST