Greg Pahanish

About Me

My TV show COMEDY SICKNESS is NOW airing twice a week! If you live in Montgomery county, MD, it is broadcast on channel 19 every Friday night at 1230, and then again on Monday nights at 11pm. Times are subject to change, so keep updated by checking out the tv studios' website at mct-tv.org -Talent includes local area and national comics, as well as shorty skits and oddball bits - and NIGEL JOSHUA! Also, SOON available to be heard worldwide on the web! Stay tuned for the latest... **************************************************** EXPERIENCE ---- WLSA (105.5 FM) - Louisa, VA on-air personality 2002 to 2004 WWRC (1260 AM) - Silver Spring, MD voiceovers/ bumpers 2001 - 2003 WFLS (93.3 FM) - Fredericksburg, VA announcer/ board op 1999 - 2000 WYSK (99.3 FM) - Fredericksburg, VA weather bites 1999 - 2000 WLSA (105.5 FM) - Louisa, VA morning drive talent 1998 - 1999 WMAL (630 AM) - Washington D.C. "Westwood One" traffic reporter 1998 - 1999 WPWC (1480 AM) - Dumfries, VA morning drive personality 1996 - 1998 WROC (890 AM) - Rockville, MD Producer/ announcer 1993 - 1995 "Mikee V's Karaoke" - MC on various dates - 2005 to present"Full Rockin' Karaoke" - various engagements and locations DJ and technical director July, 1994 to 1998EDUCATION ------ Columbia School Of Broadcasting - Bailey's Crossroads, VA February, 1994 - August, 1996Montgomery Community Television - Rockville, MD Certified Producer classroom course June, 1994Montgomery College - Rockville, MD 'Audio Production Techniques' and 'Introduction to Broadcasting' 1992 - 1993MOVIES ------ Forces Of Nature (Dreamworks) - starring Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck Filmed at Dulles Airport in Virginia September 3, 4 1998 Hired through Central Casting, Inc Released in 1999Contact (Warner Brothers) - starring Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey Filmed in Washington D.C. November 11 - 13, 1996 Hired through Central Casting, Inc Released in 1997TELEVISION ------ Comedy Sickness - taped and aired in Rockville, MD Producer, actor, writer, talent coordinator Airs in Montgomery County on The 'Open Channel' 1996 to presentGrins - taped and aired in Rockville, MD numerous standup comedy guest spots 1994 to 2005Adam Whitley's Comedy Workshop - taped and aired in Fairfax, VA regular castmember various air-dates from October 1993 to presentSTAGE ------- Felicita's Ristorante - Rockville, MD MC/ Host for other comics Headliners - Bethesda, MD ~~ Baltimore Comedy Factory Improv - Washington D.C. ~~ Comedy Cafe - formerly in Washington D.C. Comedy Connection (now known as 'Jokes On Us') - Laurel, MD Wiseacres - Tyson's Corner ~~ Funny Bone - (Station Square) Pittsburgh, PA Apollo Theatre - random appearances, also audition tryout(s) References, bookings, schedules, tapes and discs are available upon request
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeSZdys362w

Ed was trying to get tuft with me. I said - 'dont be wiggin out man!' then he slapped me so hard, i bald. We went to eat, and he didnt wanna even leave a tip...He didnt even want toupee at all! I guess that waiter got shafted. Im just glad he didnt make any cutting remarks. thats about the long and short of it.

Greg Pahanish as Nigel Joshua - The WorLLLd outside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJAd4un7fw
Gregory Pahanish IS 'Nigel Joshua'- crow call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URQl8hdN0M4
Greg Pahanish - Nigel Joshua Shedded Snake Skin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQa1TmgyZko
Nigel Joshua - (Greg Pahanish) There's a bear coming!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnoLFuv3WEE

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Meet Greg Pahanish, one of Washington, DC's premier stand-up comedians. He may only be a little funnier than he looks, but that says a lot doesn't it?Greg hosts and produces his own cable access TV show, "Comedy Sickness," which currently airs in Montgomery County, Maryland. He is also a broadcaster, and has produced his own radio shows. His book is NOW AVAILABLE online: Target.com, Barnes&Noble, Amazon, just about anywhere. Theyre selling in India! Or the publishing house's website: www.authorhouse.com - Google me!In 1988, Greg moved from Pittsburgh, PA, to the Washington, DC area, and started performing standup comedy at the once-famous Comedy Cafe on open-mic nights. He was soon approached and asked to become a regular castmember on a popular public access TV show - which was taped (and still airs) in Fairfax, VA.From 1994 to 1996, he attended school for broadcasting. 1996 until 1998 - was DJ for his own wacky morning show, on 1480 AM - WPWC, a classical country station in Dumfries, VA. 1998 to 1999 - Greg had a great gig on 630 AM - WMAL as the 'beach-traffic' reporter. Then, he bumped up to FM station(s) 105.5 FM - WLSA in Louisa (1998-2003), and soon after, was heard (in a different time slot), on 93.3 FM - WFLS, out of Fredericksburg, VA, for two years. He was last heard on WLSA in June, 2004, until the station got sold. bastards.Greg has performed comedy in New York at the Apollo, Wiseacre's in Tyson's Corner, VA, the Baltimore Comedy Factory, the Baltimore, Washington D.C., and Pittsburgh Improvs, The Funny Bone, Jokes On Us, in Laurel, MD, as well as at various clubs up and down the East Coast. He was cast as an extra in the films 'Contact', and 'Forces Of Nature'. Check him out on the website www.dcstandup.com. He is available for private parties too! Just email and ask for rates and booking schedules.

My Blog

Greg Pahanish presents: Comedy Sickness tv show -title credits/ opener...

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Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:13:00 GMT

initials

Ok, so I walk into one of those high-tech superstores, with all the latest gadgetry and newest products available. This dim-witted sales guy walks up to me and asks me if Id be interested in looking a...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:46:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Most people are stupid

Alot of people are quite oblivious to the fact that they are dumb. They dont even think about it. Just go on thru life in a 'duh'. The difference between ME, and all the other stupid people is, that -...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:09:00 GMT

House For sale - by owner

I'm driving along, and see a sign that says "House for sale by owner". So, I wonder, "What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?" I mean, think about it: House for sale by OWNER........................
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:35:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:28:00 GMT

Enough already!

Ok, so we had 8 track tapes (I was fine with that.) ....Then technology progressed, and we bumped up to cassette tapes, (and I was fine with those)....then came CDs. (and Im ok with THOSE!). Now we ha...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:21:00 GMT

WHILE YOU WAIT

I walked in to a key maker's shop, and there was a big sign that said "Keys made - while you wait". Well, my first thought was - ANYtime you need/want/order/make something - you have to WAIT. I mean, ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:49:00 GMT

Technology nowadays

Its amazing what is available to mankind. We have satellite tracking systems, and infra-red heat sensing equipment, and motion detectors, and - the list goes on and on. Now we have all this extra...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:29:00 GMT

MOST people are stupid - you cant get away from it

....Ok, so Im being asked by the dizzy broad "How do you spell your name? - with one 'G', or two?" I looked at her and said "If you can spell my name with ONE 'G', I'll give you ten bucks." So, s...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:46:00 GMT