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part one... i like hot milky sweet cups of tea in the morning and mixing different cereal together. i like to watch tv that show people living off the land and giving it all up to grow walnuts in france, i daydream constantly about doing it but get sidetracked with tv about living off the land and growing walnuts in france. i never use a piece of toilet paper that doesn't tear across the perforations. i worry about eating too much and always eat at the wrong times... after 10pm, on the phone, on the hoof. i think everyone should climb and hug trees. i'm torn between roasting hot days and crisp frosty winter mornings. i like the rain but not the damp. i'd love to hire out shopping malls, supermarkets, train stations and underground car parks and be filmed with multiple cameras playing paintball with my friends, then watch it all back on a huge screen in a cinema, i don't care what anyone says but there's a business in that ©™. i love playing football and for christmas i'd like to play just one game for a professional team, i'll never stop thinking i could go pro one day. i never write in a blue pen, its wrong. i don't like it when i see a wonky picture on a wall. i love it that my great grandfather is jrr tolkien and i can't believe that he is. i've always cut my own hair. i need to pass my bike test, i need a trials bike, i need to base jump from the ledge in norway. at least once every six months i have to play ping pong. i'd love to drop water balloons from a biplane. green eyes, raven hair and a irish accent does it. i want to take people camping to a place that i visit in norway, just to show them how great life can be fishing and drinking coffee...