Carly P

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whateverlife.comA long time ago in a galaxy far, far away my parents made a baby. In case you didn't know I'm talking about me. Yes, I was born a little baby and like all babies I did cry when I was born. Do YOU have a problem with that?! Now that you know about my birth, let me tell you a little bit about my life as a caterpillar here on Earth, Milky Way. I aspire one day to make it out of the Milky Way, to one day breed a zebra/cheetah or a rhino/T-Rex. Either of these combinations who made the best super-predator the world will ever see. However, my biggest fear is napkins. I'll give you a play-by-play of my life. At 5 o'clock sharp every morning I wake up, milk the cat, and have my Count Chocula as part of my balanced breakfast. Next, at 6, I pump iron on my weight-bench in the garden which is in my front yard. Unfortunately, hand guns are illegal in Colorado, Milky Way. From time to time I climb the tree in my neighbor’s yard and they have to call the Fire Department to get me out. That's what I do from about 10 until 2:30 pm. If I get out in time I usually make it home to watch Bob Ross on PBS. My roommates, Mom and Dad, record it if I miss it though. On my way home I stop at Home Depot to browse through the fridges. (I'm looking for one that I can fit my whole body in. None yet, but hope is out there!) My biggest dream, however, is to become the world's most beautiful butterfly. But, I've been stuck in that tree all day and I've worked up quite an appetite, and my awesome roommate, Mom, made a killer casserole, but I always like to leave with a nice joke: I hate knock-knock jokes because they never have a serious plot.