SHUMER (the italian-american with pasta-bilities)

when the stress burns like acid rain drops mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

About Me

HI, im TV's Taylor Shumer, I sell tobacco and tobacco accessories. and bongs n shit at the coolest head shop ever. I used to grow but don't, have a badass house and live in the uh coolest town ever. so uh smoke it up?

My Interests

if you gotta ask... you'll never know

I'd like to meet:

chris farley

Music:

the beets (from doug)

Movies:

porn and anything having to do with dumbasses hurting themselves, people smoking weed, or skating

Television:

Cartoons

Books:

the kamasutra, simpsons episode guide, the script to escape from L.A, Taylor Shumer's, the written monologs. and the canabible

Heroes:

orlando bloom?......who the fuck has heroes?!?! (I ment orlando jones the guy from the make 7 up yours commercials)