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Mi nombre es Juanito

Lets have a moment of rock!

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .. Preface (I did the smartest thing in the world and gave my password to a friend, so if there is totally random and spontaneous information on this page, it has all been approved by me and it is true. myspace is a place for me to share with my friends. really! ...enjoy! Ok, i'll keep this short and sweet. i'm just an easy going guy who likes to eat maltomeal with cute girls. i make it for them too and impress me with my wicked maltomaking skills, they always fall for a guy who can cook. although i don't get along with cats, birds and bros (any guy in college wearing an tight abercrombie and fitch shirt with sandles and a stupid looking haircut). reading is my favorite thing to do. i love driving my crappy car. I also love fun, danger, being spontaneous, girls, fire, explosives ect. you get the picture. i almost pursued a professional rally driving career this summer but i decided that i needed to shoot for a career that's more family oriented. i love to play the guitar (punk, ska, rock and roll baby!), drive my car in the dirt, hang with my ipod, bmx, go rapelling, and drinking cold lemonade on hot days. I like leaving "zingers" on people's pages as comments. zinger- a poorly thought out insult that is designed to produce laughter and jovial thoughts. sometimes it is accompanied by some ha's and he's! yeah, that's enough for now. if you want to learn more about me, look up my name in guiness book of world records. i have land speed record contained within a gas station. the only other thing i should say is that i reward people who trust me with personal things. pretty vague eh? its a good thing... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Miracle Whip! Its the best thing ever. Mayo needs to die. i eat miracle whip on everything and in everything, if you want to know the secret ingredient this is it! who wants to make fry sauce with mayo when they can multiply the taste factor by 100+ by adding miracle whip? i carry a spare jar with me because sometimes when you go to eat, even at someone's house who look like the miracle-whip eaters, they dont have any! either that or they have just used up the last smackerel of what they have (in those situations you have to make sure the jar leaves with you 'cause you might see someone eating a dry sandwhich on the street and you'll know what they need.) personally, i perfer the regular kind, no light stuff for me. why hold out on the true flavor of this creamy goodness? who ever created this marvelous wonder of a food should get the biggest kudos ever. they are the miracle in my life.

I'd like to meet:

Abraham Lincoln, Wlliam Shatner, Michael Dorn, Selacious Crumb, David Hassel Hoff, Senca from Cool Runnings, Fozzi, Rizzo the Rat, Johnny 5, big bird and snuffleufogus, Elijah the prophet, Bob and Doug McKenzie, Yazmine Bleeth, Bill Gates (cuz he owes me 5 bucks), Joseph Smith, John Wayne, Jim Hensen, Atilla the Hun, Harrison Ford, Matt Hoffman, Stacie Skinner, Ryan Sapp, Pres. Weston, Gilmore Girls, Batman, Albert Einstein, Confucious, and a bunch of other people that I'm not quite sure who they are.

Music:

the aquabats, less than jake, me first and the gimmie gimmies, acdc, motley crew, metallica,

Movies:

Ghostriders. and scary movies

Television:

I hate tv.

Books:

the fifth chapter in the book of Enos.

Heroes:

Captain eegee, condor man and david hasselhoff

My Blog

i've never written a blog before

i'm not really drunk, i just like watching that smiley face's eyes do looptie loops. anyways, you know what?  writing blogs seems like one more notch on my list of things i should not do.&n...
Posted by jammin' johnny on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:12:00 PST