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Max

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Love carrotcake, spying on people, horseback riding, snowshoeing and masturbating. I'm often mistaken for Brad Pitt. I don't like palestinians.

My Interests

drinking O.E., smoking weed, watching the men's swim practice, hanging out at zesto's, loitering, throwing rocks at ducks, jacking off, frappuccinos, onion rings and being a republican.

I'd like to meet:

potential homies, some SU swimmers (like myself), dinge

Music:

eminem, 5itty-cent, andre nickitiana, jedi mind tricks, brotha-lynch etc.

Movies:

remember the titans, garden state, the last samurai

Television:

VH1,

Books:

da vinci code

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan