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Jalepeno Hannah

It's time to shoot some hot dogs. So catch yourself some meat!

About Me

My name is Mike. I already have a Bachelor's Degree in Human Resource Management and this upcoming May I am graduating with a Master's degree. I'm excited because then I get to make a lot of money!!! If you are not a family member or coworker you will probably call me Seddy. I'm a pretty busy guy and try to have some sort of balance in my life. I love sports, especially Pittsburgh sports. I have a sweet girlfriend (sorry ladies) who is just about as crazy as I am. Her name is Elizabeth but she likes to be called Liz, Lizzie, Fartypants, or Beth. She is the love of my life and I would do anything for her. Her and I spend every day together and I still miss her haha. We already decided that we are getting married (she proposed to me 6 days after we met). Oh yeah, we already have the name of our children picked out too.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?
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alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)

kahlua
You are kahlua. You go great with everyone. Your social, loving, and in deed quite the partier. You love to mix vodka in your drinks to make yourself a black russian, and who doesn't? take some shots of that and hell you might get a great sleep tonight!
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Your Ideal Relationship is Casual Dating
Maybe you're looking for love...
But mostly you're looking for fun.
You could get serious with the right person.
For now, though, you're enjoying playing the field. What's Your Ideal Relationship? Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

House Of 1000 Corpses
You are very wacky and out there. You like doing insane things, you like getting attention, and you most likely enjoy drug-induced hallucinations. Always the loud one, always the popular one, you might actually be wanting the attention to cover scars that won't heal from childhood, and you need a way to mask your emotions. Don't keep up like this for too long.
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Which Celebrity Bad Girl Are You?

Nicole Richie
You're obsessed with your appearance. You used to be Paris's witty sidekick, but ever since that falling out, all we ever hear about is your looks. Vanity may very well be killing you, which sucks because you have so much more to offer then just a pretty face. Stop thinking about your weight and your Jimmy Choos and go back to being your outspoken self.
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which swear word are you. pics!

bitch
you are a dive. you think you own the world and everyone in it is your slave. bow down to you sir/miss bitch
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Which UFC Fighter are you ?

Diego Sanchez
You are Diego Sanchez you are a rare breed of fighters that have dedication to what your doing. And you stick with it no matter how mad you get you always maintain composure you like to beat your opponet with the mount and you love submissions.
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My Interests

Things I like to do: Work out (Lifting, Running, Martial Arts, Hit punching bags), Clubbing, Partying, Smoke Hookah, Play Drums, Hang Out or whatever. Shaina Elizabeth.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that proposes to me. A girl who would let me shave my legs first and use the same razor to shave hers after. A girl who brings me medicine whenever I'm sick even though I refuse to take it. A girl who can tuck me in and do a good job. A girl who lets me crack my knuckles off her. A girl who will rub my back and like it. A girl who will lick my foot in a public place. A girl that plays Parcheesi with me for hours (even though I always kick her butt). A girl that watches sports with me (especially Penguin games). A girl who gets a tattoo of my name ;)

Music:

I listen to everything. I love depressing music. I enjoy singing Kareokee, especially songs that have a high-pitch part.

Movies:

Zoolander, Napolean Dynamite, The Godfather, Scarface, Dodgeball, Goodfellas, Casino, Office Space, Van Wilder, Fight Club, Rocky, Friday, Half-Baked, Wedding Crashers, the 40-Year Old Virgin, American History X, Waiting, the Temptations, Without Limits, Malibu's Most Wanted, Dunston Checks In, Fear, The Nightmare Before Christmas is ok ;)

Television:

Pittsburgh Sports, Sportscenter (to watch highlighs of Pittsburgh teams), Entourage, The Sopranos, South Park, Chappelle's Show, The Wonder Years, Law and Order, 8th and Ocean, Gay, Straight, or Taken. Old School Nickelodean (The Adventures of Pete and Pete, All-That, Keenan and Kel, Ahhhh Real Monsters, Rocco's Modern Life, The Secret World of Alex Mack, Afraid of the Dark, Doug, Ren and Stimpy, Hey Arnold, Guts, Salute Your Shorts). Pride Fighting, Ultimate Fighting, Boxing, Karate, and even just fight scenes in movies or shows.

Books:

Juiced, In Cold Blood, The Da Vinci Code, My Prison Without Bars, A Separate Peace, the Bible, the Dictionary, the Official Scrabble Dictionary. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the New American Workplace

Heroes:

Jesus, Royce Gracie, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Bruce Lee, Steve Prefontaine, My parents, My brother Matt, My two beautiful sisters, All Pittsburgh athletes (Bucco's, Pens, and Stillers) People that stand up for themselves or others, People that challenge the system... .. width="425" height="350" ....