In the darkness a portal opens up. As I look through I witness a world plagued by monsters, demons, and undead beings.What is this beautifully horrid place? It has the look of a southwestern America in the 1950's. But in this wasteland dimension through the chaos I hear the sweet sounds of rock n' roll music coming from a broken down movie theater . All of a sudden out of a burst of lightning a giant burning skull appeared in front of me.The evil spirit growled,"I am Jub the zombie demon and I shall teach you the ways of horrorbilly!".From that moment I vowed with guidance from Jub to bring the sounds of horrorbilly to every bleeding ear in our boring human realm.Then I realized it was all a day dream that was having at work. Which I was then force to wait till after three o'clock to pick my band of undead hillbilly greaser punks to become JIMI HALFDEAD & THE DIE ALONGS! So won't ya'll come along and die with us in the Horrorbilly Jamboree!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Deeply Buried,
Jimi HalfDead
