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Riesige Bälle

I will be in hibernation for a few weeks. Detox takes a while. You can reach me at 616.382.5633

About Me

I like to ask people questions and not listen to their answers. I'm like the balled spot on a tire: smooth and sometimes I just can't stop myself. I'm Just finishing up school, should be done by Christmas '07. After that, who fuckin knows? Looking to move to Chicago, Anywhere in California, Possibly back to Hawaii, definitely not Miami, maybe Lansing, The United Kingdom would kick ass, and then there's always staying in Grand Rapids. I miss my dog mudge (god rest his soul).
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My Interests

Athletics/Being Entertained/Drinking/Travel

I'd like to meet:

someone half as cool as me. I don't like loud people (that's my job), I'm not into celebrities or famous people, I like funny, I hate people who argue, People with buggeyes are currently on my shit list, I like people who will drink with me or play pool, yeah, this list is a lot of work...maybe later

Music:

+44, Angels and Airwaves, Ben Lee, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Boston, Chicago, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Eddie Money, GEORGE THOROGOOD, Incubus, Johnny Cash, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, Ludacris, Marylin Manson, Michelle Branch, Mickey Avalon, Moby, Neil Diamond, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Norah Jones, Orgy, Outkast, Paul Simon, Police, R Kelly, Rammstein, Shiny Toy Guns, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Starfarm, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Under the Influence of Giants, Vanessa Carlton, White Stripes, Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

Anything current. i have a lot of comedies

Television:

primetime and American Idol. and House, gotta love that asshole.

Books:

i don't read much, i watch a lot of the History Channel. i consider that and jeopardy my reading.

Heroes:

My Dad...

My Blog

Penis holes

horses have the largest penises of the mammalians. i just pulled that out of the air. but balls (when hairy) can be a very sticky thing. If sperm is ejaculated, and lands on the balls, it will remain ...
Posted by Riesige Bälle on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:04:00 PST