There is no way to explain who I am.
My innovative mind is light years beyond your comprehension.
I'm not sure where he gets it???
Create Your Own!
Money, cash, money, cash, ho's.
Additonal interests include but are not limited to:
Llamas, glory holes,exposing Oprah, Ninja swiftness & Brazilian Wax.
Jayson & I... so silly!
People who are true to themselves. Those that value the good things in their life, even through the shitty times.
My Dad for dealing with my Mom & Vice Versa, ... and as always, midgets & Elvis Impersonators...especially the Asian ones.