Tocs Namdurg

When a swarm of locusts attacked my tiny village, there was much joy and sorrow. The beasts turned day into night and many villagers picketed in front of the Time-Warner building. They demanded that Cinemax show bad porn because of the darkness, but FCC regulations dictated that under section 14.8.13, paragraph four, that "No non pay-per-view cable channels may feature programing with sexually explicit content before 11:00pm, and after 5:00am, local time." The ensuing massacre of protesters by the police was one of the most gruesome and goriest slaughters in American history. The officers were given promotions, and they all went out for cheeseburgers later that night. These cheeseburgers were all infected with a deadly strain of Mad Cow disease and the officers all died outside of McDonalds shortly after dinner. The swarm of locusts swooped out of the sky, down to their bodies, where they sat to rest. They weeped liked babies. They loved cops! Surprisingly, when the tears stopped, the feasting began. Men, women and children peered out from inside the McDonalds, as they laughed uncontrollably. A woman eating a box of chicken mcnuggets pissed herself. Another gentlemen, laughed so hard, he began to choke on his Big Mac. He died. It was the most glorious spectacle since the Skinemax incident.