I snowmachine, 4 wheel, i used to paintball, not so much anymore, Traveling is fun, depending on where your going, pissing people off is fun....
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.
What's Your Beer Personality?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Derek R. Beyer
Birthday: December 22nd 1984
Birthplace: Fayetteville NC
Current Location: 29 Palms CA
Eye Color: Greenish blue or someshit
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11-6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: amadexturour.. the one that means both
Your Heritage: my what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers
Your Weakness: none ya buisness
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Bacon and pepporoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: it 05what?
Your Best Physical Feature: people say its my smile, i dont to much of that
Your Bedtime: when i want
Your Most Missed Memory: mine and mine to keep
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper and dont you fucking forget it
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCYD's
Single or Group Dates: say what dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: both, mixed
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck that
Do you Smoke: fuck yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah i swear, all the fuckin time, damn
Do you Sing: in my heart? haha
Do you Shower Daily: when im in a place that has a shower
Have you Been in Love: yes.
Do you want to go to College: maybe,someday
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: no, means im not actually here, YOU CANT SEE ME
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure why not
Are you a Health Freak: haha, ask people who know me that
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, i stand in em, with big metal poles
Do you play an Instrument: not an apropriate one
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: umm gee what the fuck do you think
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not in the last month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not really
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the fuck kind of quesiton is that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: once again, what the fuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: whats today? its been more then a month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes, very. its great
Ever been called a Tease: maybe....
Ever been Beaten up: way back in the day
Ever Shoplifted: back in the day
How do you want to Die: IN A BLAZE OF FUCKIN GLORY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont wanna grow up, im a TOY-R-US kid
What country would you most like to Visit: iraq?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green i guess, ya know as long asthey dont glow in the dark, im good
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, or brunette, fuck i dunno, although the glowing thing might be cool on hair lol
Short or Long Hair: depends on how its doneup
Height: i dunno, little shorter then me?
Weight: dangerous question ya understand
Best Clothing Style: naked?
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints .""Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven.""Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. " ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................... ......True Friends................................................... 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bitch who made you sad. ............................................................ ..............................................2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. ................3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. ............................................................ ............................................4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. ............................................................ ...................................................5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. ............................................................ ............................................6. When you are confused - I will use little words. .............................................7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. ............................................................ ..............................................8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. ............................................................ ..................................9. When you start drinking and forget you're not a heavy drinker and take 11 to 12 shots in a course of 2 - 3 hours and get so drunk that you hurl chunks all night and the next day - I will remind you every chance I get with taunting and laughter. ............................................................ ......................................This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend. ........................................... ............................................................ .......................................................Remem ber: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel
ITS NO SUPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY, CAUSE EVERY KNOW AND THEN I KICK THE LIVIN SHIT OUT OF ME, CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS DRUNK, I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU THAT. PLEASE TELL ME WHY? MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARD, AND IM, SLEEPIN WITH MY CLOTHS ON, I CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW LAST NIGHT....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................... rock and rap, top contenders in each catogory, Rock DISTURBED, most badass band ever, rap EMINEM, hes angry, so am I. theres a shit load more, but im not gonna go into a list. but if you really feel like that it effects you to know, well then here.... HA just kidding go fuck yourself :D........................... ..... Im not alone cause the TV's on, im not crazy cause i take the right pills, everydayJimmy Eat World- Bleed America ............................................. The more you put me through, the more it makes me wanna come back to you, you say you hate me, i just love you more, you dont want me, i just want you more, i buy you flowers, you throw em at me, i know its sad but its makin me happy, the more that you slap me, the more that it turns me on, cause you love me, and i love you more Eminem- Love You More.............. MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM BITCH! GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN CHOICE MOTHER FUCKER! Dave Chapelle Samuel JacksonBeer
if its entertaining enough to get my attention il watch it, some of my favorites, American History X, Lord Of War, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Pulp Fiction, Boondock saints, why dont you make like atree, and get the fuck out of here
thats a big word....
books??? yeah right, i cant read... but once i tried, and i read a book called the Gift of Valor. good book, aside from that, everything else i read, has pictures.
i AM a superhero. the one. the only. GIBM, those who know me, know what that stands for, and what its all about. :D