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Chris(topher?)

repackaged sex keeps your interest

About Me

In a theatre, it happened that a fire started offstage. The clown came out to tell the audience. They thought it was a joke and applauded. He told them again, and they became still more hilarious. This is the way, I suppose, that the world will be destroyed—amid the universal hilarity of wits and wags who think it is all a joke.
Søren Aabye Kierkegaard, Either/Or, A Fragment of Life


"We're not built for free time as a species. We think we are, but we aren't." Then she began almost talking to herself. I'd gotten her going. She was saying that most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives, the rest is filler, and that at the end of our lives, most of us will be lucky if any of those moments connect together to form a story that anyone would find remotely interesting.

Douglas Coupland, Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture


The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

—Rudyard Kipling.

My Interests

heteroglossia.

I'd like to meet:

McGarnicle

Music:

overwhelmingly indie, electro and alternative.
311, Duncan Sheik, Nick Drake, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Interpol, A Perfect Circle, The Cure, Vertical Horizon, The Killers, Taproot, Sonic Youth, SR-71, Rage Against The Machine, Powderfinger, Nirvana, Camera Obscura, Basement Jaxx, Siouxsie & the Banshees, JUSTICE, Starsailor, Elliot Smith, The Who, The Clash, Jens Lekman, Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Alice In Chains, Dave Matthews Band, Audioslave, Stereophonics, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Jeff Buckley, Millencolin, Death Cab For Cutie, Bodyjar, The Bloodhound Gang, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phoenix, Queen, Eric Clapton, Less Than Jake, Killswitch Engage, Oasis, Prodigy, REM, The Only Ones, Seether, The Chemical Brothers, The Dandy Warhols, Audiovent, Nine Inch Nails, New Order, Joy Division, The Strokes, The Black Keys, The Mars Volta, The Hot Lies, Wolfmother, Jimi Hendrix, The Postal Service, The Pixies, Belle & Sebastian, Death From Above 1979, Iron Maiden, Primal Scream, Iggy Pop, Simple Minds, Architecture In Helsinki, The Butterfly Effect, Rise Against, Deftones, Descendents, The Hives, The Shins, Jack's Mannequin, Diamond Nights, Foreigner, Journey, Echo and the Bunnymen, Beck, Placebo, Blonde Redhead, The Smiths, Steve Miller Band, Ladytron, Mogwai, Youth Group, The Beautiful Girls, Tears For Fears, The Flaming Lips, The Hives, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Subways, We Are Scientists, Van Morrison, The Ramones, Muse, TV On The Radio, Pulp, Stone Roses, Dungen, José Gonzales, ELO, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, You Am I, Sigur Ros, Fugazi, Múm, Joanna Newsom, The Presets, The Happy Mondays, The Cloud Room, Sublime, RJD2, Radiohead, Pinback, Gang of Four, Donovan, Moving Units, The Knife, Cut Copy, Le Tigre, Thom Yorke, Owen Pallett/Final Fantasy, The Streets, The Arcade Fire, Mew, and many other bands that start with 'The', such as 'The The'. Musical eclecticism pleases me.

Movies:

Crash, Kill Bill, Star Wars (old trilogy), Garden State, The Mosquito Coast, Donnie Darko, Go, Unbreakable, Sin City, Heat, Pulp Fiction, Seven Years In Tibet, Fight Club, Network, 24 Hour Party People, V for Vendetta, 2:37, The Departed, Solo, The Wrong Man, Reservoir Dogs, Natural Born Killers

Television:

any legal dramedy, please.

Books:

in between mind-numbing academic discourse, i enjoy novels that are trashy, suspenseful, thought-provoking, destabilising, disturbing, existential or otherwise illuminative of the human condition. here follows a small selection.

catcher in the rye, the rules of attraction, generation x, crimes against humanity, bliss, the day of the locust, after the neocons, less than zero, the king of torts, the end of history and the last man, the biography of sir owen dixon, the talented mr ripley, cakes and ale, the street lawyer, the rainmaker, either/or, simulacra and simulation

please read and restore my faith in humanity. thanks!

Heroes:

unlikely ones.

My Blog

Michael Moore, eat your heart out

ENGL2652 Rhetorical Analysis Michael Moore's latest documentary, Sicko (2007), seeks to convince its viewers of the benefits of socialised medicine and the injustices inherent in privatised models. ...
Posted by Chris(topher?) on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:21:00 PST

Just the thoughts of a budding historian...

I wrote this 800-word piece for submission to an undergraduate magazine on international affairs. Whether or not it makes the cut, I think it raises some salient points. Feel free to comment. ---...
Posted by Chris(topher?) on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

Unmade Bed

Look who's come back home againLoser looking for his lucky breakThis time he says he just needs a friendAin't on the run he ain't on the takeCan you unlock the door babeWill you undo the chainWill you...
Posted by Chris(topher?) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:32:00 PST

Torts!

What the fuck's a tort?
Posted by Chris(topher?) on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:45:00 PST

When all else fails...

So it's 1:46 AM on the day of my exam on Modern European History (1750-1914), which is for some puzzling reason on a Saturday. I've attended about three lectures all semester, and those I did attend m...
Posted by Chris(topher?) on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST