WHEN IT CUM'S ? IT COMES..............
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we were five fucked up lazy mother fuckers who fucked shit up the best we knew how. and got better at it as time went on !
We turned mother fuckers out, and left a trail of fucken destuction !
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LEPERD fans are true to the core , the scars they allowed us
to give, emotional & physical are proof right ..............Angie?
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When mother fuckers saw our 1970 baby-blue Ford econoline van pull up,
with a driver POURED in the seat behind the wheel, a BLACK raggidy mop doo in the face , cock-eyed and rolling to the back, and nodding .....
tired from driving several hundred miles/and many hours !
drinking and drugging all the way.............
THEY got the ~"F U C K"!!~ out of the way !!!!
for fear of getting run over by the doped-up,
drunken bunch of greasy long haired,
psycho moon howlen, maniac freeks!!
driving the swerving baby blue van from hell,
a previously used (( L.A. COUNTY MEAT WAGON! ))
guess it stayed a MEAT WAGON !!!!
it had a faulty tie-rod, problem's with the fly wheel, and a starter that would'nt stay on the motor, & over heated !
but, we made where we needed to go !
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THANX GOES TO OUR (( MOTHERFUCKING )) ROAD CREW !
WORKING HARD TO GET THE BAND and THEM-SELVES;
DOPED-DRUNK-GIGGEN & FUCKED ! ALWAYS !!
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THANX !!!
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PAUL "BINKIE" EPLEY - RICK"the dick" HONIKER(R.I.P.)- BRIAN BROWN-
MARK"KNUCKLES"ARSHAMBOLT- ect. and a few others ;) ................
Other bands ran from fear of getting their equipment jacked, by..
CRACK TEAM OF EXPERT CROOK PROFESSIONALS !
the LEPERD ROAD CREW!
weather they ( the other bands ) admit it or NOT ?....it was funny, to us !
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(we honestly didn't know how we ended up with a '67-8 Fender Mustang, a white Anniversery Edition Marshall half-stack, a vintage Gretch snare and 4 brand new Zildjian cymbals)......................
AND A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF OTHER EQUIPTMENT!!!!!!
OUR ROAD-CREW WOULD DO IT ON THERE OWN,
AND TOLD US ABOUT IT......................... LATER!
WHEN THE DETECTIVES WERE ALREADY LOOKING FOR US !
AS.................(( SUSPECTS ))(( FUCK-IT ! ))
your not still bringing home the strays..... ARE YOU ?
and all the I.E. crazy's !
y'all likes ta fuck shit up! (( M-YOUTH )) ....OH YEAH pee-per TOO!
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the FLOWER-LEPERD's very own fucken rolling stone!
the L.A.//HOLLYWOOD...street legend!!??
MONKEY MAN //the PONY TAIL BANDIT !
how many banks?
is now tattooing some-where in the - s.f. valley?
where ever he layes his hat is his home.........the above people, places & accounts are real...............
the stories are true !!
and we had a GOOD FUCKEN TIME doen it all !
weather or not you enjoyed it, or not !
WE JUST DID'NT & DONT GIVE A FUCK !
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THIS IS THE FLOWER-LEPERDS !!
1982-1987 orig. band !
NOW YOU KNOW !!!
