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Bido

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About Me

Waiting for it all to fall into place. Ask me about me so I can tell you fanciful lies.Because of the positive feedback from the "I'd like to Meet" list. I decided I'd do the PEOPLE AND THINGS I HATE MOST list. Here's the beginning: Hank Williams, Jr. John Madden. Al Davis. Matt Millen. Jamie Gold. Dave Matthews Band. The Boston Red Sox. Any song by Poison. The Tennessee Volunteers. Whiners. Sex and the City (not mutually exclusive). Roller coasters. Terry Bradshaw. Terry and Bobby Bowden. Salesmen. Most (if not all) children. Chinese food. The Bowl Championship Series. Hilary Clinton. Steve Spurrier. Remakes of good old movies. Taco Bell. Old Time Rock N Roll (the song). NASCAR. John Deere. Ralph Cirella. Michael Irvin. Salsa out of a jar. Brett Favre. Ignorant people who hate on Bear Bryant. The FCC. Moto's foul-smelling air freshener. Places that take cash only. Phillip Fulmer. Jerry Jones. Oprah. Kokomo. Scott Baio. Phil Mickelson. Peyton Manning. John Melendez. Ivan Drago. Brown Eyed Girl (again, the song). Lance Armstrong. Country bands with spiked or long hair. Jesse Jackson. Paris Hilton. Pro wrestling. Lee Corso. Zane's old shower. My hairline. Losing. Cumbersome. Stoke dressed as bigfoot. Women in general. Neal Vickers. Rush Limbaugh. Fleetwood Mac. Herb Winches. Terrorists. Scales. The Ace Ventura movies. The term "walk-off." There will be more. OH YES, there will be more.
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People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Knee Bender
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My Interests

The NFL, ladies, guitar, radio, movies, bargains, eating, yoga, being constructive. That kinda thing.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to have an encounter, benevolent or otherwise, with the following people. Whoever came up with the Word Alive, because he's an awesome scam artist... I could prolly learn a thing or two and score some cash. Dennis Hopper. Jessica Simpson. Howard Stern. Matt Millen so I could personally fire his ass. Coach K to pick his brain. A wife would be nice. Bono. Jack Black for a few laughs. Bret Cloud. Egon Spangler. A good bookie. Anyone who will laugh at my jokes even when they're clearly stupid. Somebody in the radio business who will give me a show. Ron Jeremy. Somebody who wants to sell a van for cheap. Kirk Douglas. Bubba the Love Sponge. Noel Gallagher. Bill Dance or Jimmy Houston cause they know all the good fishin' spots. George Steinbrenner. Tony Kornheiser. Junior Griffey. Bill Cosby. Landon Robertson. A real pirate. Stacey Dales-Schuman. Ray Stanz. Dick Vitale. Jan Griffith. Ron Franklin. Johnny Russo. Chris Robinson. Astronaut Jones. Bill Clinton. Shaq. Elvis. Donovan McNabb. Dave Chappelle. John McCain. Gregg Allman. Steve Carrell. Mr. Peanut. Richard Marx. John Mayer. Chuck Barkley. Richie Rich. Richard Ashcroft. Spielberg. William Wallace. Somebody from Connecticut (I don't think that place really exists). The Fray. Dennis Farina. The guy who played Corky. Peter Pan. Lester Holt. An alien. Peter Venkman. Tom Brady. Leon Smith. Pacino. Elisha Cuthbert. Frodo Baggins. Ted Nugent. Jerry Seinfeld. Somebody who owns a limo. Mark Messier. Monica Lewinsky (she's my type). Dora the Explorer. Ladainian Tomlinson. Gary Busey. Jordan Holley. Karl Marx. Antwone Fisher. Jeff Goldblum. Morgan Freeman. The Funky Bunch. Freddie Kitchins. Ziggy Stardust. Sasha Cohen. Steve Irwin. Belushi (the real one). Anna Kournikova. The Detroit Lions. Billy Madison. The Great Gazoo. Johnny Ringo. Steve Buscemi. Jim Cantore. Donnie Felcher. Serena Williams. Homestar Runner. Artie Lange. Mr Bean. Sammy Davis Jr. Bear Bryant. Steven Tyler. Dean Smith. LeBron James. Lee Melchionni. Freddie Mercury. That dude who cut his own arm off. Bill Murray. Marge Simpson. Chris Knighton. Will Smith. Kathy Ireland. Johnny Knoxville. Stephen A. Smith. Jeremiah Johnson. John Elway. Attilla the Hun. Ooh Lamont 69. Axl Rose. Martin Scorcese. Crash Bandicoot. Zack Morris. Eddie Money. Dameyune Craig. M. Night Shyamalan. James Bond. Michelle Trachtenberg. Spike Lee. Lawrence Taylor. Ray Charles. The US Women's Curling team. Samson. Cole Trickle. C3PO. Scott Baio. Shooter McGavin. Dude from "Breakin'". Roy Bennett's twin brother. Mike Dunleavy Jr. Keith Olbermann. Glen Frey. A gas station in Mt. Brook that sells booze. Any member of GNR. Bo F'in Jackson. The inventor of the Trapper Keeper, Mr Benjamin Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Gena McKelroy. Peter Griffin. Paul McGuigan. Frankie Muniz. Somebody who can piss gasoline. Phil Mickelson's wife. Johnny Rzeznik. Adam Clayton's stylist. Jack Palance. The Edmonton Oilers. Ian McKellen. Bruce Arena. Wolverine. Richie Sambora (the only thing 1/4 cool about Bon Jovi.) Nacho Libre. Uncle Rico. Herb Brooks. Mike Greenwell. Andy Griffith dressed as bigfoot. Leslie Bibb. Carlos Quintana. Chester Cheetah (he seems pretty cool... and he's got cheetos). Garfield's owner's girlfriend. Whoever is sitting on the goldmine that is Coke Zero. Wade Hays. Kevin Smith. Wendy the Retard. Transient grandfather. Clint Dempsey. Ricky Vaughn. Jessica Alba's entire self. The original NBA Jam duo of Larry Johnson and Kendall Gill. Costas. Jose's chubby friend. Christopher Walken. Peter Schrager. Jason Voorhees. Esqueleto. Gordon Bombay. Money Mike. Larry Zoolander. Charlie Ward. Oliver North. Icabod Crane. Daniel Shays. Cousin Larry Appleton. Ron Mexico. Tommy Chong. Robin Quivers. Sammy Davis SENIOR. Tom Cruise's awesomest baby ever. Eric the Midget. Sam Simon. Uncle Leo. Ricardo Montalban. Somebody with a timeshare. Lisa Lampanelli. Charles Nelson Reilly. Kunta Kinta aka Toby. Del Marsh. A decent interest rate. Alladin's girlfriend and parrot. Flea. Katarina Witt. A cage fighter. Sam Kinnison. Beth Ostrosky. Gilbert Gottfried. Brian Fellows. Farrah Fawcett 60's style. Steve Langford. Michael Jackson's monkey Bubbles. Jim Brown. All Robert Godwin's illegitimate children. The legendary Steve Zissou. Peter Parker. Any and all members of Wet Wet Wet. He-Man's pet kitty. The Screamin' Trees. Carson Palmer. Carlos Valderrama. Buster Douglas. Six of the seven dwarves. Lenny Bruce. Dave Letterman. Kevin Arnold. The cat with the mohawk from Travis. Lt. Frank Drebin. Chris Pontius. Charlie Batch's mom's hair. Justin Marsh's pet crab Shelly. Jason Giambi. I'll add more yet. Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Iron Man 70% Hulk 55% The Flash 55% Superman 45% Batman 45% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Supergirl 35% Robin 25% Wonder Woman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Music:

I like lots of bands and various other musical menageries. I like Stevie Wonder, Oasis, the Crowes, John Mayer, INXS, the Beatles, Edwin, Ben Folds, Aerosmith, the Verve, U2, the Monkees, Harry Connick, Frank, Pete Yorn, Phish, and a whole lot of other random stuff that one really wouldn't think about. Blue Routes was prolly the best band of all time before the singer died in a tragic cat-gut-to-dental-floss experiment and the drummer found that he had been living his entire life as a woman in a man's body. I also heard the bass player got real rich and pimps like hundred or so hos a week now. I'll miss that band.

Movies:

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Television:

The game. I like me some video games too. I feel comfortable admitting that.

Books:

I keep them well kept.

Heroes:

My Dad and Mom and anybody who is better than me at anything. Also see the list at right.