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Harmi

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About Me

love any good joke from time to time. Love to hang out and just to all u single women out there i'm single! Doesn't matter who it is just lay back and have a good time. Hate homosexuals, and Canadians. Cayla and toria some of my first friends so ur the best. Same with Tanner, Ripp, and Rindy. Even though stalactit got left behind. call me up and we'll have to get together sometime, but i'm not going to give u my phone number, that is what phone books are for cause quite frankily, i'm just to lazy to give u it.jk. But seriously give me a call. Reserved space for a poem for a future loved on that hasn't come across yet. Without you by my side every single day, i know i'll never go astray knowing u guide my way. ur the one the only true love i'll ever have, but when one day u feel up to it we'll go streaking down university ave. loving you is like the color blue nothing you can ever hate, when u ask for a special place next to my heart, i will not hesitate. We'll grow old together, sitting holding hands, even though we still listen to our favorites songs and bands. When my arms are wrapped around you feeling the warm hearted kiss, nothing could replace that moment when are hearts touched with bliss .What you need is a perfect lover strait and true never shall i be away from you knowing u love me and i love you. (this is the part where i might ask her out unless she is dying of laughter)Heres a little better one that may improove negotiations: This is a sweet poem that i wrote It is a little mushy but I thought it was good none the less: Looking forward to everyday with you, when ever I am with you you make me laugh Id have nothing to look forward to If you weren't my other half Would give anything to have you by my side no less than 24 hours a day Being able to have you aside and to know that youll never stray Having you all to myself Would be the greatest gift of all time Having the oppurtunity to relieve oneself Knowing that you'll always be mine Written April 6, 2006 More cool ass shit: "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. " "Love is everything it's cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. " "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." *FORD ARE LIKE TAMPONS, EVERY PUSSY HAS ONE!* whats the diffence between a ford and a golfball? the golfball can drive 200 yards. 90% of the fords are on the road today that means only 10 % made it home LMFAO sex is not the answer,sex is the question,yes is the answer 1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait?) 2)Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer) 3)Thou shall not steal from k-mart.(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.(destruction has a bigger effect) 5)Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money) 6)Thou shall not get in fights.(just start them) 7)Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8)Thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more) 9)Thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz-- just do it) 10)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)
ME
Birthday June 19, 1991
Natural hair color dirty blonde
Eye color blue
Number of siblings 2
Glasses/contacts none
Piercings none
Tattoos none
Braces none
FAVORITE
Color blue
Band/Artist Nelly, Relient K
Song I so Hate Consequences
TV show Chappelle Show
Movie American Wedding
Book Who the Hell Reads Books?
Sport FOOTBALL
Resturant Cheesburgers in Paradise
Store Hollister
Holiday Christmas
Flower Rose
Scent Hollister perfume or Victoria secret perfume
Animal tiger
Cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
sarcastic HELL YEA
lazy probably what u no me for
hyper when i want to be
friendly yes
evil um..do we have to answer every question?
smart sometimes
strong very
talented somewhat
dorky hardly
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables fruit
Black/white black
Lights on/lights off off
TV/movie movie
Car/truck/suv car
Body spray/lotion body spray
Cash/check cash
Pillows/blankets pillow
Headache/stomach ache headache
Paint/charcoal charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food chinese food
Summer/winter summer
Snow/rain snow
Fog/misty fog
Rock/rap rap
Chicken/Beef beef
Boy/girl girl
Chocolate/vanilla vanilla
Sprinkles/icing icing
Cake/pie what kind off pie?
French toast/french fries fries
Strawberries/blueberries strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool swimmin pool
Hugs/kisses kisses
Cookies/muffins cookies
Wallet/pocket wallet
Window/door
Pink/purple purple
Long sleeve/short sleeve short sleeves
Pants/shorts shorts
Spring/autumn spring
Clouds/clear sky clear sky
Moon/stars stars
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: June 19, 1992
Birthplace:
Current Location:
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6 ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: ??
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: hot women
Your Fears: homosexuals
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a girl friend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i ask her out today?
Your Best Physical Feature: face
Your Bedtime: whenever just be in my room at 10:00
Your Most Missed Memory: My lost family members
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: YEAH
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yeah, who doesn't
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes....most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: depends, Is my life indanger or my spouses/childrens?
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...unfortunatly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes...well in was really just a sign of friendship so playful fighting
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: vet,comedian,pro football player
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't matter
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: don't matter
Weight: preferably not my weight
Best Clothing Style: don't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: to mamy
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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MICHAEL
M is for Misunderstood
I is for Ideal
C is for Conservative
H is for Happy
A is for Active
E is for Excellent
L is for Luxurious What Does Your Name Mean?
.. You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus


79%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


63%

El Zorro


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


63%

James Bond, Agent 007


54%

The Terminator


46%

William Wallace


46%

Indiana Jones


46%

The Amazing Spider-Man


46%

Captain Jack Sparrow


46%
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Corvette
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? MD
Color ? Blue
Food ? Cheeseburger
Item of clothing ? shirts
Meal of the day ? supper
Feature on yourself ? face
Quality in a guy/girl ? don't matter as long as she doesn't weigh the same as me or more
Phrase ? Leave, yous should be shot, wooptie doodle FCK!!
Song ? I S HAte Consequences
Musical Artist/Band ? Nelly, Relient K
Sport ? Football
Movie ? 40 year old virgin
TV Show ? Chappelle show
Radio Station ? 96.3
Type of Chocolate ? light
Eye Color ? don't matter
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Gone skinny dipping ? hope to with my gf
Been to Europe ? no want to go to italy for honeymoon
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? yes
Broken any bones ? yes
Been stabbed/shot ? no....don't plan on it either
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes
Turned down a dare ? no
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Koch
Is the most handsom ? Rindy...the Playa
Is the loudest ? um......RIPP!!
Is the craziest ? Blume
Is the most shy ? Koch
Is the most loving ? Koch
Is the most understanding ? Toria
Is the most boring ? Blume
Is the richest ? letsa think about this um.......TORIA
Is the most athletic ? kayla
Is the most cocky ? RIPP
Is the most wordly/cultured ? none of them are
Do you look up to the most ? Ripp
Do you tell everything to ? Koch
Has the best clothes ? kayla
Has the best house ? Richest person best house um.....Toria
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? HELL NO WHO THE FCK DO U THINK I AM!!!!
Cheat on someone you love ? NO!! Thats stupid and if u do, u should be shot
Run away from home ? depends on the circumstances
Lie to your parents ? Hell Ya
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no thats just low
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? depends if he was canadian
Run from the police ? no..well....i dunno
Bungee jump ? yeah
Sky dive ? HELL YEAH BABY!1 ME AND TORIA ON OR FINAL DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!
Cross dress ? NO THATS FCKING GAY!
Be an exotic dancer ? depends, if i became like brad pitt attractive then yes
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? IF IT WAS REALLY CRAPY FOOD, THAN HELL YEA
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yea
Go spulunking (caving) ? no that sounds really boring
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? white man trying to be black and make a livin
Bologna ? sick oscar meyer makes stuff outta pigs & cow testicles
Hott ? Carmen Electra
Orange ? Florida
Real world ? death
Jack ? wtf i hate u
Cucumber ? the size of my penis..jk
Hip-Hop ? shity music
Uniform ? god please kill me
UniCORN ! ? am i stoned
Rainbow ? gay
Clown ? scary

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I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton Jerome Bettis Trace Adkins Hines Ward Carmen Electra Dave Chapelle Ray Lewis

Music:

country, rock, punk, rap.

Movies:

The Hills Have Eyes anchorman, 40 year old virgin, Hostile Romance movies Comedy movies sometimes a good action movie every once in a while

Television:

Family guy, Simpsons, Chapelle show, Blue collar TV, Futurama

Books:

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What kind of muscle car are you?

1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!

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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... one of a kind

Heroes:

Jerome Bettis, Grady Jackson, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Dave Chapelle, AJ Hawk