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Drink Beer Or Die Of Cancer

  Researchers discovered that hops, which is the flavor component of BEER, contains a cancer-fighting compound called xanthohumol. The tasty beverage that not only fights the effects of women&rsq...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:48:00 GMT

Another Gov. Who Loves The Booty Call

Written by NewsJerks.com    Wednesday, 19 March 2008 Hours after being sworn into office, Gov. Paterson said he bumped uglies with "a number of women" in the not so distance past. O...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:12:00 GMT

THE $4000 DOLLAR VAG..

Written by NewsJerks.com    Saturday, 15 March 2008   The hooker with the golden cnt has finally been identified as Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Jersey girl. Yes, Gov. Elliot Spit...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:11:00 GMT

Theres Something Awfully Fishy At the Raw Bar

Written by NewsJerks.com    Tuesday, 11 March 2008 Ali Howell is a massage therapist and a college student. But on Saturday night, the 26-year-old brunette was a human sushi platte...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:07:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:57:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:24:00 GMT

Youngest Ambulance Chaser

Written by NewsJerks.com    Saturday, 08 March 2008 Brazil's lawyers have been shocked to find that a boy aged eight has managed to pass the entrance exam to law school. Apparently...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Robert Gets Downy

Written by NewsJerks.com    Saturday, 08 March 2008 Actor Robert Downey Jr, best known for his roles in rehab and blowing some dude in the movie "Less Then Zero," may have finally w...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:29:00 GMT

DEAD MAN RETIRIN

DEAD MAN RETIRIN Cuban dictator and miserable dick Fidel Castro has resigned as glorious leader of Ricky Ricardo's homeland.  The 4000-year-old former revolutionary, mass-murder enthusiast and le...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:47:00 GMT

Pancakes Ain’t Going To Cut It

A few weeks ago, 21-year-old Wisconsin superdele-geek Jason Rae was taken out to breakfast by Chelsea Clinton, who "ironically" is the daughter of Senator Hillary Clinton who just so happens to be ru...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:46:00 GMT