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adolf

I LOVE TITTIES AND CHEESEBURGERS

About Me

What can i say about myself? I grew up on these streets of Greenwood. I am a robot trapped in a little snow globe. I like dead flowers and big hair bands. I go fishing naked in the dark and I am really CRAZY!! I love the internet because of free porn and Cookies (i have never eaten one but they are on my desktop). I like drinking warm milk while listening to Pink Floyd. I was in a high speed pursuit once but I lost. THis is my life on MYSPACE!!!

My Interests

Yachting, Poetry, Making faces in the bathroom while pooping and taking pictures of them on my camera phone and then deleting them before my mom sees them.

I'd like to meet:

Dirty girls who like to party (ages 18-50).

Music:

Pink Floyd, Nora Jones, Raffi

Movies:

Ernest Goes to Camp, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Army of Darkness, Yentil, Pirates and anything with briana banks and bea arthur.

Television:

Family Guy...Enough Said

Books:

Anything that pops-up or titties or both.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, Mighty Mouse, Inspector Gadget, BOb Saget, Girls from Sailor Moon, Gerty, Whorehey Mcgyver