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Hofdaddy

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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My Interests

poker. being as much of a loser as possible. sleeping. humping. necking. going to see great live bands. trying to keep my son alive until he reaches the age of reason or becomes eligible for military service, whatever comes first.Women. Lots and lots of women.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Matthews- why? I dunno. Let me say that meeting him 10 years ago woulda been a lot cooler.Leeann Tweeden- Jesus! The things I would do to her are acutally illegal in most countries. If she reads this I'm just kidding, but not reallyLil Jimmy Norton. That fucker is funnier than life.

Music:

Dave Matthews Band Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds Dave Matthews and Friends Jack Johnson Pink Floyd Alice In Chains Metallica NOFX Barenaked Ladies The Band The Beach Boys Old School Beastie Boys The Beatles Ben Folds (Five) Cake Counting Crows Damien Rice Deftones Faith No More Fall Out Boy Foo Fighters Nirvana Toad the Wet Sprocket Glen Phillips Green Day Old School Incubus Jane's Addiction Jay-Z 2Pac Notorious BIG John Mayer Jimmy Eat World Killswitch Engage KORN Led Zeppelin LIVE The Living End Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Wu Tang Clan Mike Doughty Soul Coughing Neil Young Operation Ivy Our Lady Peace Pantera Paul Simon Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Phish Radiohead Reel Big Fish Rusted Root Sevendust Son Volt Uncle Tupelo WIlco Stephen Lynch Stone Temple Pilots Sublime System of a Down Taproot Tenacious D Tool Van Morrison Ween Weezer Umphrey's McGee Metallica Anthrax Old school Megadeth
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Movies:

Hostel-If you haven't seen it, see itRounders- what can I say? I love pokerDazed and ConfusedThe Last SamuraiTin CupCaddyshackAnchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyThe Shawshank RedemptionOrgasmoMonty Python and the Holy GrailAirplaneGhostbustersBilly MadisonHappy GilmoreThis is Spinal Tapand any movie involving the big 3....boobs, guns and monsters

Television:

The Simpsons. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The Colbert Report. Lost. Sportscenter.That's about all I watch reallyMitch Hedberg - Thirteen

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Books:

Penthouse Forums

Heroes:

The good people that canceled Baywatch, VIP, and Stacked. Isn't Pamela Anderson in our homes enough. Don't look at me funny. We all own the porno. That chick could suck the color out of a crayon...a 12" crayon

My Blog

Got raped without use of lube

Back from Vegas.  Yeahhhh. Not a good trip.  I kinda knew it was coming too.  I had a bad week at work.  Clipped the tip of my finger off.  Felt like crap the whole week. ...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

Where oh Where?

Where have you gone tip of my left index finger?  Oh yeah, I chopped you off today at work!   So stupid.  It really hasn't stopped bleeding.  Needs a stitch.  Just gonna ...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST

Charlotte

Wonderful?  Beautiful?  Well it's Charlotte.  I'm here to do some work for MRN (Motor Racing Network) and Lowe's Speedway.  Woopee!  Hopefully, I knock this out quick so I can...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

Charlotte

Wonderful?  Beautiful?  Well it's Charlotte.  I'm here to do some work for MRN (Motor Racing Network) and Lowe's Speedway.  Woopee!  Hopefully, I knock this out quick so I can...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

Bored

I can't get over the boredom hump.  This sucks.  I sit at work all day and do nothing.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  I go home though and do the same exact thing.&nb...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST

Vegas Baby

I am heading back out Aug 24-26.  Hopefully, I can have the same luck I had the last time I was out there.  Also, hopefully I can get hooked up by my good friend Ace and pimp a room.  I...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

Nothing comes to mind

No idea how I look like Orlando Bloom but I can see Jimmy Buffett.  Fuckin old piece of crap!  Well, bowling season is officially over.  I sucked it up but I just go to drink anyway.&nb...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes while drunk

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Posted by Hofdaddy on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

Vegas and All Star Weekend

I swear to God I already posted a blog about this!  I know I did!  Fuckin MySpace!  Alright so here goes....AGAIN!  I decided to ditch Cleveland, armpit of America, in the midst of...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

What the deuce?

Why do some people have to lock up their MySpace page?  Ohhh it's set to private!  This is the fuckin internets there is nothing private about it.  I want to read your page, scan your b...
Posted by Hofdaddy on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST