Freaks of the World Unite!!

About Me

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bitchy comments @ bitchycomments.comWell if you are one of my friends then you know that I'm not quite right and I never claimed to be........ Wait if you are one of my friends then you're not right either lol. I love being w/ my girls Bandit (Courtney), Locos (Kylah), C-Money(Cindy), Cinderele (Eleanor AKA Toothpick) and K-Lo (Kashunna.....Strike a Pose!). I guess I should give you my nickname Wendizzle. I'm not weird just unique in my own special way. Why be a lemming? Never been much for conforming to the "Norm". I'm pretty much down to earth and I tell it like I see it. Alot of people find me intimidating but I'm really not that bad.....Just blunt. I use to be a very BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD girl but I've calmed down ALOT. Back in the day(HeHeHe like 4yrs ago after I kicked my dumbass hubby out of my life) my friends called me the "Pimp Playa"..... oh yeah baby I can work it if I choose too and I'm damn good at what I do. What's really bad is the biggest male playas that I knew gave me that moniker. LOL I told you I was a bbbbbaaaaaaaddddddd girl. HEHEHE Been there, done that, got the t-shirt,tattoos, pictures and videos. I'll try anything once, multiple times if I like it (told you I was blunt). My view is don't judge a book by its cover cuz if you do then you won't know what you're missing out. I have a beautiful daughter named Charanya that means the world to me. She's so-o smart and bright. She's decided that she's gonna be a Seminole and is already taking college courses (she's only in 8th grade). She makes me proud but some days I do want to strangle her (teenage angst stage). I'm still technically "married" but I'm filing for a divorce(definetly gotta get rid of the loser) since we haven't been together for over 4 years. Ladies if you ever meet a guy named Robert Wighte run like the devil is on your heels and don't look back. It'll be the best thing you ever did ....trust me I'm speaking from experience. If you're looking for a little humor to brighten your day then go ahead and read my blogs cuz they're all jokes. Peace, Love and Laughter!!!!!! Free Spooky Gothic layouts at drearyland.com

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Laugh with Me Vol 60

Southerners can be so polite!Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. &n...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:33:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 59

WHO IS PRESIDENT?ONE SUNNY DAY IN 2009, AN OLD MAN APPROACHED THE WHITE HOUSE FROM ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, WHERE HE'D BEEN SITTING ON A PARK BENCH. HE SPOKE TO THE MARINE STANDING GUARD AND S...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:52:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 58

A blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with co...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 57

How's Your Health Plan?For all of us who have ever gotten frustrated with our Health Plancoverage!!TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.9. Direct...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 56

Subject: Weeeeee Bit An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he b...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 55

Three Wishes Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I will give each of you each one wish...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 54

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My s...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 53

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjo...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

Laugh with Me Vol 52

Dumbest things ever said in court The following questions were actually posed by real-life lawyers and are taken from official court records: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

Laugh With Me Vol 51

HOW TO POOP AT WORK Dedicated to Tamara We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at w...
Posted by Freaks of the World Unite!! on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:05:00 PST