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A Marxist Johnson

What up yoz? It's L to the J!

About Me

Hey what's up ya'll--I'm Luke. I stand at a whoppin' 6 foot 2 bitches-So you better recognize or I'll get all up in that ass with a pointy stick. Nah, I'm not gangsta, I'm just an average guy, tryin to make it in the biz. I may be a deadbeat college party animal, but make no mistake--I clean up gooood. That's right ladies, LJ puts the 'BOD' in bodacious.
Lucas Johnson is most likely to get laid in Venezuela, in a brothel.
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Name: Luke Johnson
Birthdate: 5-6-87
Birthplace: Denver, CO
Current Location: Mason City, IA
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: dirty blonde...oh yes--I AM dirty
Height: 6'2''
Weight: 180
Piercings: nah
Tatoos: nopers
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: dating someone
Overused Phraze: you cool, man?
FAVORITES
Food: Seafood
Candy: Skittles, gum
Number: 23/99
Color: Orange
Animal: River Otter
Drink: Mt. Dew
Alcohol Drink: White Russian
Bagel: garden veggie
Letter: wtf...who has a favorite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass 'n' Legz
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea bitches!
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Kum n Go columbian dark
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: both
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summatime
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep...usually around 2am
Most Missed Memory: HS football gametime
Best phyiscal feature: my bubble ass
First Thought Waking Up: Whe' my smoke at?
Goal for this year:&..39;
Best Friends: Meggers, Tennessee, and BD--new favs= Brock, Brook, 'lette, Derek...you guys are the shit
Weakness: up for the moment all of the time
Fears: death by animal mauling or by fire
Heritage: Norweigian, German, Irish
Longest relationship: about 9 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: Yeah
Pot: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been beaten up: yup
Ever beaten someone up: no sir
Ever Shoplifted: nopers
Ever Skinny Dipped: I'm sure I did sometime
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No--JK JK
Been Dumped Lately: never been dumped
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or Long: med. to long
Height: any...'cept for some crazy 7-ft. tall action
Style: their OWN sense of style (both appearance AND lifestyle)
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: yes please
Muscular or Really Skinny: healthy...medium...idunno
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: Ukraine
How do you want to Die: stoned
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Get along with your Parents: once in a while
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: i don't know
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: In college
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily:
Do you Sing: Hells yah
Want to get Married: most likely
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Jeremiah
: Harry
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My Interests

I am interested in just havin a good time. I don't want any hooliganism though, cuz when things get TOO wild, I have a hard time sayin 'NO'. I like some sports, but I'm no jock--despite what you may think judging by the size of my muscles and my rock hard ass. I'll party with pretty much anybody...but when people start talking too much about stupid shit, I just stab em. Haha

I'd like to meet:

Jimi, Kurt Cobain, FDR, Ghandi, and Helen Keller (damn--that blind/deaf/mute shit turns me on like a spark plug turns on an engine...VROOOM VROOM!) Oh yeah, I wanna meet George W. sometime too, so I can bitchslap that mot*er fuc*er. Hey...you gotta keep yo pimp hand strong.

Music:

I like any genre of music...for real! I prefer to listen to classic rock, early 90s grunge, and basically any good chill music. Favorites would include Incubis, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime, Barenaked Ladies, Oasis, Maroon 5, Blues Traveler, Tom Petty, Nirvana, The Strokes, The Vines, and many many more.

Movies:

Blow, Spun, Dazed and Confused, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Family Guy: Volumes 1-3, The Big Lebowski, The Fifth Element, Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, LOTR trilogy, the recruit, O-F-F-I-C-E S-P-A-C-E, and lots of teen movies like Anchorman, Old School, and of course, my man Napolean needs a shoutout. There's more, but I forgot them a few blunts ago...

Television:

I don't watch much tv, but when I do it's always on Comedy Central, CSI, or 24.

Books:

LOTR series, Redwall series, Tom Clancy books, Steven King, "Tuesdays w/ Morrie"

Heroes:

I don't have heroes really. Most politicians are fuckin' crooks and everyone that has any power usually just manipulates the system with their influence and wealth, further entrapping the working class in a fucked up and FALSE perception of society.My hero is anyone who's willing to say, "Fuck the Gov'mt."

My Blog

The lowest thing...

What is the lowest thing that a person could do?  This could be argued for many moons, but I have found something that HAS to rank high on the list of the doucheiest things you could ever do to s...
Posted by A Marxist Johnson on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:06:00 PST

Warning...not the incubis song

If I were a lawmaker I would propose a ban on all pussy-ass bulletins and blog entries about fuckin NOTHING.  People who blog about everyday shit should be fingered by a hippo (ouch, huh?). ...
Posted by A Marxist Johnson on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

What the hell is myspace...

Wow, all I hear about Myspace is how pedder-asses prowl the vast plains of the site--looking for young ladies who they could molest...or eat. When someone from my HS invited me to this, my reacti...
Posted by A Marxist Johnson on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST