I have no interests. I don't like anyone or anything. I live in a cold box outside Fort Regent and i sit there every night staring at a picture of Norman Wisdom wondering if i could ever be as great as him!
People. Preferably people who don't want to stab me with a rusty bread knife.
I'l listen to anything. I can stand anything from Rammstein, Children of Bodom, Metallica all the way to classics like the Beatles, The Kinks, or even a bit of classical music if i'm in the mood. I'll even listen to a bit of crappy pop occasionally. But give me a Will Young record and i'll use it as a coaster. A Britney record and i'll use it to kill Seagulls!
The Devil wears Oxfam would have been a better title methinks!
I have Sky Plus! My life is complete! 24 hour shite!
I'm reading a book by Jeremy Clarkson. He tells me Americans are evil and should be slaughtered. If only i had an axe :-(
Eddie Izzard. That man is a comedy god! Not really a fan of his fake tits though....