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the tones

junkie rapper injects baby goat whoremoan

About Me

spat out by their mothers into a cesspool gutter the tones came together and stuck to each other by the filth they were covered in. making righteous tones about all thats good, they're not from sheffield and are aren't on smack. anymore.Layout Provided By LayoutsPlus.com - Browse Layouts ..George Lucas wanted to option this but fuck em, we ain't no franchise. Eat your spleen out Spielberg.

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Member Since: 2/7/2006
Band Members: mozza matthews, damian beard and the spirit of elvis, we got the ghost busters to catch, so we can mock the fat burger muncher for the rest of our days
Influences: fags and booze and smashing in faces, sometimes we listen to the beatles to remind us how shit they were, and how good we are. we also work under the use of drugs. anyone thiks drugs are a bad thing, remeber this, they helped get rid of jimi hendrex, lol
Sounds Like: your filthy uncle you try not to talk to, or a drugs overdose
Type of Label: None

My Blog

hey, book us to play

hey, as well as just looking hot the tones do live 'performance art' too if your from preston and put gigs on then lucky you because you too could invite us to play whatever your putting on and guess ...
Posted by the tones on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST

vote tones at

www.nme.com/newmusic/the%20tones. go on it will make us rich, and i want have to fuck my granpa for pocket money anymore, vote now
Posted by the tones on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

the tones get bigger

we just get bigger and bigger, im like a fat person who needs to die, i tell ya the tones are gonna spread like aids
Posted by the tones on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

crack in the morning

being a rockstar is a bit like being on a rollercoaster, life has its ups and downs, then someone  covers you in vomit. so how do i cope with the stress, well thats simple, crack cocaine. I take ...
Posted by the tones on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:57:00 PST

mozza has an interview

mozza matthews has an interview with mushroom mag 2006. MUSHROOM. " Mozza you and mr beard your axe man, have a firm cult following, how do you cope with the fame?", MOZZA "well being in a band is a...
Posted by the tones on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

these songs of ours

After a hard session the tones managed to get their songs on my space, in hindsight our two indie heros reflect on the session.Mozza Matthews.( singer, sex god) ...
Posted by the tones on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:08:00 PST