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Jordan David Palmer

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About Me

Rollin up in the turquoise terd.
We're smokin a blunt up in this turquoise terd.
Me and A-Kay are in another state of mind.
We gotta lotta choices all different kinds.
Lets see, wet mango and jamacan rum.
You know we gotta have some fun.
Along with purple haze, you got our three favs.
And you know we'll be ripped four fucking days.
This nigga A-Kay rolls blunts like a champ.
It simply came natural...He didnt go to camp.
Drop half an O...He'll throw you 12 pearls.
Your gonna be wilder than 12 school girls.
So go ahead bitch and get geeked outta this world.
We're all takin trips to planet weezy.
But we forgot our phone aint no phonin home.
Kick it, relax, and take another to the dome.
All you need now is some slizzy juice.
So go on tip it back and get Footloose.
And nigga if you think our rap is wack.
Well clip you to the wall with fuckin thumb tacks.
You better think twice when you fuck with us.
Before you find yourself under that special bus.
Written By:
Jordan "J-Peezy" Palmer
&
Alec "A-Kay" Hays
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsOnions and Cristmas Trees A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions"."Onions?""Yes, you see them and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree"."A Christmas tree?""Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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My Interests

hanging out with my friends, drive around, act crazy...you only live once...fuck it up right.What alcohol are you??
PATRONE

You are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!!

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a good personality with something to say.

Music:

Which Kingdom Hearts Char Are You?
Riku
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Though you betrayed your friends to the darkside, you did it to protect some one. You are like Sora in many ways.

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Movies:

What Movie are You?
Pirates of the Caribbean

You've been known to drink too much rum, but everybody loves you anyway. Life is an adventure, and you know it's too short to waste. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

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Television:

NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, FIFA World Cup, Prison Break, 24, CSI, Law and Order, That 70's Show, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, King of Queens, South Park, Charmed, One Tree Hill...thats the main shows.

Books:

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Heroes:

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Which Dukes of Hazzard character are you?

Daisy Duke
you are Daisy Duke.. you are hot and you'd do anything for your family.. and everybody knows short shorts are your thing..
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Which South Park kid are you most like?
Butters
You are extremely naive. You'll believe whatever anyone tells you. This is because your parents have sheltered you.

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What NFL WR are you????? (Sick PIcz)

Hines Ward
El Chino Negro got hands.. and breaks some tackles
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What type of hockey player are you?
Enforcer
You just don't care, you will punish your opponent untill they can not move. You have no problem throwing down the gloves. You will push a guy through the glass, you will shove him into the ice. Your only mission is to inflict as much pain on your enemy as possible.

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What Halo Character Are YOU???

Master Cheif (SPARTAN-117)
W00t! You're the Master Cheif!! Youre an AWSOME leader. You are very brave! even when you are scared to do something you tough it out and do it anyways. You are loyal and dependable, always getting the job done. Your friends mean alot to you, and the respect you! Youre an all around kick ass dude!
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What Band's Symbol are You?

Led Zeppelin's Symbols
The symbols of Led Zeppelin represent you best. You are an individual and you are different from everyone else. You have friends but each of you have your own personality and don't copy how you act from eachother. You're awesome! There needs to be people more like you!
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 65% Wonder Woman 63% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 50% Supergirl 48% Iron Man 40% Robin 37% Batman 35% Catwoman 30% Superman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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What should your nick name be?

spud
your there and your the one that is always being weird
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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What NHL Team Are You?
The Ottawa Senators
Like a fine wine, you just improve with age. Your best years are ahead of you.

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What candy are you? *with pictures*

Shocktarts
Your a Shocktart!! Slow down a little buddy.. you tend to get somewhat hyper most of the time.. but on the flip side.. you can be lots of fun too!!
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