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Stuart

suck deez!! suck deeeeez!!

About Me

Well, i like to sleep a lot. I like to eat treats and disobey. I do keep my paws real clean. I like to hump my gorilla bitch and have been known to mount a St. Bernard (Charlotte 4-eva). im pretty buff, 30 pounds of pure muscle bitch!! Cable guys fear me.
What is your name? stuart
What is your owner's name? Herman and blair
Do you have any nicknames? nookie bear, took took, cookie crumbs, bear skin rug
Which breed are you? French Bulldog
What is your birthday? July 15, 2004
Do you live with other animals? Murphy, the Beta fish
How much do you weigh? 30 lbs
Are you neutered? yes, but i still have motion in the ocean
What is your favorite treat? human food
What are you most afraid of? brooms!!! ahhhh
Do you like baths? sometimes
How much did you cost? $2000
Where do you sleep? between mommy and daddy
What is your favorite toy? mommys underware
Do you like to watch TV? hell yeah
Do you do any tricks? i can sit, roll over and lay down!!
Are you a social dog? yes maam
Are you friendly? fur sure
Do you like car rides? only if i can put my head out the window
Do you get into stuff? on a daily basis
Do you chase laser pointers? if it smells like bum bum, yes
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My Interests

belly rubs, being chased, farting, snorting, playing fetch, licking paws, trying to walk myself if nobody else will, shit like that..

I'd like to meet:

Tinkerbell (Paris Hiltons dog)... I heard she puts out..I love slutty bitches! and I would also like to meet Snoop Dogg. He's my nigga (im black, i can say dat)

Music:

anything by Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, Lil Bow Wow, oh yeah and Clay Aiken I'd like to make him my bitch

Movies:

homeward bound, milo and otis, white fang, lady and the tramp, sex with dogs 1 &3 (doggie porn), blow (i love coke)

Books:

Walter, the farting dog!

Heroes:

My mom, she always puts food on the table and sings to me and loves me!! love ya mom!!

My Blog

tired

today, i tried to catch some flies.  it was hard so i got bored.  i sunbathed for about 10 minutes and then i got thirsty so i drank some water.  i got tired again so i slept on the cou...
Posted by Stuart on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST