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The Juke

I'm an abortion survivor dad, I survived the abortion dad!

About Me

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My Interests

Music, Drinking, General Media, and Video Games

I'd like to meet:

Keifer Sutherland, Dave Grohl.

Music:

Elliott Smith, Nada Surf, Foo Fighters, Counting Crows, Kings Of Leon, Saves The Day, Andrew W.K., Harvey Danger, Fiona Apple, Sufjan Stevens, The Caesers, Ben Kweller, Jimmy Eat World, Coheed and Cambria, Ben Folds Five/Ben Folds, Ryan Adams, Zwan, The Zombies, Beck, Toad The Wet Sprocket, The Toadies, Superdrag, Ted Leo, Tegan And Sara, The Rentals, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate, Rooney, Sloan, The Shins, Queens Of The Stone Age, Queen, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Phantom Planet, Pete Yorn, Ozma, Outkast, Ok Go, MC Chris, Maroon 5, Marcy Playground, Lost Patrol Band, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, The Libertines, Journey, Iron Maiden, Hot Hot Heat, Heatmiser, Hanson, Guster, The Good Life, The Gin Blossoms, Fountains Of Wayne, Elvis Costello, Eagles Of Death Metal, Dynamite Hack, The Darkness, Damone, The Cars, The Cardigans, Boston, Big Star, Better Than Ezra, Ash, Arlo

Movies:

Super Troopers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Young Guns, Young Guns II, Club Dread, Flatliners, Freeway, anything with Keifer Sutherland.

Television:

24, Lost, Arrested Development, My Name Is Earl, House, The Office, Jack Of All Trades

Books:

Matt Ruff, David Sedaris, Douglas Adams, Forrest Gump, You're Erroneous zones.

Heroes:

Dave Grohl, Last living Rock Star.