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About Me

Bite me ;-).
Blegh, my name is Ashleigh/Ash/Leigh/AP/Blob.
♠I can't play guitar.
♠I enjoy eating, sleeping, drinking, walking, generally stuff most homo sapiens do.
♠ I like pizza.
♠ I am actually crazy.
♠ I say the most random cheese
♠ I enjoy long walks on the beach
♠ I drink lots and lots of coffee
♠ I insult people because I am self-concious
♠ I'm too nice for my own good
♠ I have long hair and I don't care
♠ It's OK to break the rulkes to get what you need
♠ Love passes me by too quickly because I'm not cheap.
♠ I'd like to say I don't care, but It's not true..large
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♠ I know that the spades are the swords of the soldiers
♣ I know that the clubs are weapons of war
♦ I know about diamonds, need money for this art
♥ But thats not the shape of my heart.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Travolta, Sammy L Jackson, Steve Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas, Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, Slash, Axel Rose, Aimon Holmes, The Gallaghers, The Living Beatles, Bono, The Edge, Blink 182, Green Day, The Offspring, Nickleback, I could go on for years.

My Blog

Hands Held High

turn my mic up louder i got to say somethinglightweights step it aside whe we come infeel it in your chest the syllables get pumpingpeople on the street they panic and start runingwords on loose leaf ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 16:25:00 GMT

What do you think?

Ashleigh ParkerThe End of the WorldExt. Suburbs - Morning- Fade onto a sleepy suburb. Suddenly, a loud boom, coupled with a bright flash sets off several car alarms. Cut toInt. BedroomJANE wakes up wi...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:12:00 GMT

This blog?

Does anyone actually read this? Cos y'know, I spend all of 5 minutes a month writing this shit, and i'm cxoncerned that if people don't read it, I'll clog up the internet, taking valuable space away f...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:37:00 GMT

Oooh, i'm cool. Fill it in. Or else

Answer truthfully please!! 1. who are you?2. are we friends?3. when did we meet?4. how have i affected you?5. what do you think of me?6. whats the fondest memory you have of me?7. how long do you thin...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Hmmm

Whew, haven't touched this blog in a while. Not that anyone reads it. Got BBCC in AS. Not bad. Could/should have got better in media, but thgeres always re-takes : D In other news, SNAKES ON A PLANE...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Give me a 'V'

I would like to congraulate all those fine people who made V for Vendetta as they rock. The film is based on a DC/Vertigo comic (great precedent there) and does not dissapoint. It seems the best comi...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 13:33:00 GMT

If Computers could talk...

If my computer could talk it would definitely shout at me because i keep breaking it. However, if it could talk it would tell me things like 'dude, the fan's broke and im getting hot!' rather than jus...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:10:00 GMT

Blab

I have no matching pairs of socksMy new favourite word is utilitarianI am now in a bandI dont like france anymoreI dont like law anymoreNatural Born Killers is a freaky filmSky TV hates meI hate Sky T...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:45:00 GMT

Snakes on a Plane!!!

Well, this is one of the greatest things...ever!! Its a film, its cheesy its great because: 1) The name. Snakes + Plane = Terror 2) The idea. Mob tries to kill man by releasing snakes onto a plane. ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:15:00 GMT

Pink

I must be the only person in the entire univerewho thinks that pink on blokes looks completely NAFF!!!! Now, I'm not homophobic, insensitive or sexist, i just hate the colour! Does anyone else agree o...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:44:00 GMT