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Jaifferson McShamus

All the drugs in this world won't save me from myself...

About Me

..RIP Syd Barrett 1946 - 2006
Lost AFICIENDO. 5'10ish, 155lbs (I think), blonde, dreamer (I zone out alot), carefree for the most part.
Would somebody please give GW Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him!
We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than 3 years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Hueytown and you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back.
stone from thelate great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
AH HA! I've made my triumphant return! News: I have recently been informed of a short story contest from the greatest publication in the nation, Rolling Stone, and I plan to write a blistering account of my last trip to the beach (note to Uncle Kaylen: be afraid, be very afraid). It is time to take action to make something happen. Forward march, fellow non-believers! We shall take this place by force!
I think I smoke too much and I should probably find a new job cuz I hardly ever get time off. I love movies, fucking love 'em. Books are great too. And screenplays. And music. Anything but country music (yeah, fuck Johnny Cash). I've just started getting into playing paintball (I think it's good exercise, but not too sure). I hate pillheads (a pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb, a pill to make you anybody, yeah, you guys fucking suck!)Oh yeah, I don't have enough tattoos (1 on my leg).
I can't say that I'm happy with where my life is right now, but I can't help but look forward to where it is going. -Johnny the Homicidal Maniac aka 'NNY'
When I get big I'm gonna get an electic guitar...real BIG. - Neil Young
I'm not like them but I can pretend. - Kurt Cobain
My mother hates me, my father wants me dead. HAHA Best lyrics ever. - Me
There was band playing in my head and I felt like getting high. - Neil Young
Atheistic to the point of fanaticism. Kill me now or take me as I am, for I will never change. - Marquis de Sade
I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream. - Neil Young
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me. -Marilyn Manson
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

Writing, reading, music, smoking, drinking, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Cobain, Michael Pitt, Roger Waters, Sid Haig, Dave Gilmour, James Ellroy, Stephen King, Corey Taylor, Dani Filth, Gary Busey, Jenna Jameson, Dave Grohl, Jim Morrison, Val Kilmer, Stephen Spielberg, Michael Mann, Jessica Alba, Robert Rodriguez (probably misspelled), your mom

Music:

Slipknot , The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, Lou Reed, Pink Floyd , Brand New , Cradle of Filth , A Perfect Circle , Neil Young , Staind , Cold , Tool , The Killers , Deftones , 311 , AFI , Dimmu Borgir , Sex Pistols , Killswitch Engage , Doobie Brothers , Al Green , Foo Fighters , Avenged Sevenfold , Cypress Hill , The Doors , Everclear Gorillaz , Job For A Cowboy , Stone Sour , Kittie , KoRn (old KoRn, fuck new KoRn), Marilyn Manson , Mudvayne , My Chemical Romance , Rage Against the Machine , Silverchair , Stabbing Westward , System of a Down , Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers ...anything but country music

Movies:

Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses (Shut yer fuckin' mouth!), The Dreamers, Closer, Kingdom of Heaven, The Deer Hunter, Chinatown, Easy Rider, Life, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Stikes Back, Hostel, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Last Days, The Green Mile, Donnie Darko, Back Hawk Down, Sin City, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saw 1 & 2, The Crucible, Wedding Crashers, Star Wars Ep. 1-6, Van Wilder, JFK, City of God, Waiting, Man on Fire, Bondage Mansion (..."PEE!")...ah fuck it. I love movies, just about all movies, so if I've seen it, it should probably be on here, but guess what? I'm fuckin' lazy.

Television:

The Shield (yeah, Vic Mackey, can't fuck with him), Familiy Guy, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen, Lost, Rocko's Modern Life. I used to watch TV constantly, but not so much anymore.

Books:

Stephen King, James Ellroy, Poppy Z. Brite, Anne Rice, Dennis Lahane, Battle Royale by some Japanese dude, plus many more

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Roger Waters, Ren & Stimpy, William Faulkner, Earnest Hemingway (he only wished he was as badass as me ;)