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Beph

Jesus, take the wheel, I'm too drunk to drive.

About Me

leave me some messages or somethin bitches!! y'all be browsin my page and cain't even holla. sad days. HA!

My Interests

HHmmm.... Where should I begin? I like long walks on the beach, satan, torture, sadism (not to be confused with satanism), cartoons, puppies, little baby chickens, be-headings, kitties, vulvagarity, big fluffy white clouds, tapeworms, the ladies, driving my new MAXIMA, romance novels (they make me puke, which is a good thing :)), double-chinned smiley faces HA!, baby goats (not for sacrificial reasons), pumping up my guns at the gym, prescription drugs, i hate my job, I like to go to school and gets me some-a-dem smarts, doin' sex (that's what me and Mr. Timmy calls it), shitty movies, ♥Love♥ Quantum Leap, such a tard, LEWDness, but she left me for another state, people that are mean to me so I can yell at them, nice people that I don't have to yell at, Jesus, sunchips, fake potted plants, icicles, nudity, and pink.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Where should I start?? So many artists, so many that I enjoy. Tenacious D, System of a Down, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Cure, David Bowie, The White Stripes, Incubus, Primus, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Acid Bath, Foo Fighters, Poe, Johnny Cash, Bocephus(I know, right), lots and lots more. I have to keep adding, because I can't remember all of them. The Beastie Boys have always held a place in my warm heart.

Movies:


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Television:

" . . said The Monarch grudgingly."

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

broke-ass neck

I got a broke-ass neck. i know I mention it often. it's pretty much all i think about. it hurts.
Posted by Beph on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:05:00 PST

Happy Birfday to me!!

That's pretty much it. Hhmm... I'll consider.
Posted by Beph on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:46:00 PST

Fry, Zoidberg, Ren and Stimpy.......

O.k., so, I go to this cheesy Sci-Fi- convention, right. And guess who is there???? Billy-motherfuckin'-West. If you don't recognize the name, you give me great shame. He is only  the coolest voi...
Posted by Beph on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

Bullshit First, Sensical Affirmations later.

Bullshit First. Any-fucking-way. Why decide to do a personality test about yourself, then post it on your page?? It's pointless, really. The only people that I give a crap about already know my flaws ...
Posted by Beph on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST

Child Abusers Should Be Murdered.

All I have to say is that if someone has to leave bruises on a small child to prove their point, then they have invalidated themselves as a human being. They should die a horrible,...
Posted by Beph on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:08:00 PST