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Mustachios aka the Tom Sellecks

The '07 mustachios: Where a mans worth is judged by his upper lip

About Me


The Mustachios were the brainchild of Sergio Villegas, Paul Shields, Greg Shields, Sean Olsen and Duke Rasmusen. Throughout the last four years this event has evolved into one of the greatest celebrations west of the annual Big Lebowski festival held in New York City. The Mustachios is an event to celebrate ones dedication to his upper lip and to give homage to one of the greats, Tom Selleck.Read All About Mustachios 2006 Here: http://www.napavalleyregister.com/articles/2006/12/03/featur es/community/iq_3705703.txtAnd Mustachios 2007 here:http://www.napavalleyregister.com/articles/2007/11/24/n ews/local/doc4747ccf9bc389325381415.txt2007 also turned into a charitable event with all proceeds donated to the UCSF Children’s Hospital. There are only three rules to the competition that rewards the Creepiest, Most Inspirational, Most Valuable Mustache (The Tom Selleck Award), Best Porn Stache, Rookie of the Year, Most Improved Stash, and the Lifetime Achievement award. The three rules are, 1) Men, show up with a mustache that Tom Selleck himself would be proud of which does not attach to the face below the crease of the lip. 2) Ladies wear an 80's prom dress straight out of a scene from weird science. 3) For both sexes, a box or jug of your finest wine must be brought. We are already balls deep into the planning for the fifth annual Mustachios, which will take place on November 21st 2008. The day starts out with some wine drinking at the Villegas house followed by voting and the awards ceremony. We then travel to a very secret and private fair grounds. There we will put on the Prom that all of us wish we could have had our senior year of high school. That’s right, no chaperones, no principal and a disgusting amount of alcohol. After Prom is over, all of our guests invited to this special event will head to DTJ's to cut up a mean rug. Then, after ripping one to many hot ones, some tend to go camping at blackout point. Others pass out in a warm embrace. All in all it is a great kickoff to the Holiday/Drinking Season. The Mustachio's can't wait to see you in '08!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Tom Selleck, Jared Kimball with a full lip rug, Rollie Fingers, The winner of the World Mustache Competition, Burt Reynolds and any man/woman who can use their lip as a

Music:

This year could mark a mile stone. If "Creepy" Corey Wagner wins the Creepiest Mustache award it will be his third straight and dare I say become a DYNASTY. If this amazing feat is accomplished the award will forever be called the "Creepy Cory Wagner Award." Needless to say there will be stiff competition so good luck to all.

Movies:

XXX movies with John Holmes or Ron "the hedgehog" Jeremy

Television:

Earl, Magnum PI, Geraldo, All cop shows.

Heroes:

TOM SELLECK AND THE BACK TO BACK WINNER OF THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD "WILD" BILL SHIELDS. THANK YOU MR. BILL YOU ARE OUR INSPIRATION!!!!

My Blog

the mustachio monthly: The final countdown (November Issue)

Dear men and women of the greatest celebration in the world, As of this moment we are 20 days, 1 hour, 9 minutes and 33 seconds away. Once again I repeat, 20 days, 1 hour, 9 minutes and 33 seconds awa...
Posted by Mustachios aka the Tom Sellecks on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

the mustachio monthly (September Issue)

Well, Well, Well Boys...So here we are, a full month and some change into this beautiful celebration and my MP (Moustache Paranoia) is already in full effect. I dont know about all of you dudes but my...
Posted by Mustachios aka the Tom Sellecks on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:41:00 PST