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Jeremy

I'm not an ambi-turner

About Me

I've compiled the following useless facts, embarrasing stories and other random thoughts to help you navigate the complexities of me.*** My birthday is on Cinco De Mayo which is why I now avoid tequilla at all costs *** *** Embarrasing story #235: When I was a kid and totally into breakdancing I checked out this book about street slang that was found by two black ladies in my mom's office who laughed their asses off *** *** I went to boarding school for 2 years in Missouri... non consecutive years as I was not invited back either year... apparently pranks were not as welcome as I anticipated *** *** I like to do impressions of people I know *** *** I can eat sushi at any time *** *** A new CD can keep me happy for at least a week *** *** I once pretended to be Australian for week at camp until my dad showed up *** *** I drive fast *** *** I have steel pins, screws and a plate in my right leg *** *** I'll fiercly compete at anything from sports to a couple guys trying to see who can thrown the most paper balls into a trash can from across the room *** *** I think Barry Bonds should have a note next to his name in the record books *** *** I can dance like Michael Jackson *** *** I hold grudges too long ***I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests


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golf, hockey, live music, snow / skateboarding, movies, putt putt, people watching, sports...LA Kings, Padres, Chargers, Lakers...girl scout cookies, poker, dive bars, sushi, interpretive dance, carnival games, cilantro, x-box, gym

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Sublime, Guttermouth, The Beatles, Wonka Bar, Primus, Notorious BIG, 311, Weezer, Oasis, Beastie Boys, DMX, Rage Aginst the Machine, Eazy E, Ben Folds, Jane's Addiction, Eminem, Cypress Hill, Dave Matthews, Killers, Hives, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Snoop Dogg, Queens of the Stone Age, Slightly Stoopid, Crosby Stills and Nash, Foo Fighters, The Subways, Bad Brains, The White Stripes, Cake, Coldplay, Korn

Movies:


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Tommy Boy, Casino, Zoolander, Memento, The Staircase, Star Wars, The Ring, Vacation, Holy Grail, Office Space, The Terminal, Willy Wonka (original), Napoleon Dynamite, The Sixth Sense, Goodfellas, Strange Brew, The Skeleton Key, Kingpin, Kung Fu Hustle, The Commitments, Rudy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Team America, Basketball Diaries, Super Troopers, Alien, Wedding Crashers, Pete's Dragon, Big, Austin Powers, Taken

Television:


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World Poker Tour, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, I Love the 80's / 90's, Judge Judy, Sportscenter, Fox Sports LA Kings / Lakers, Real World, Next, South Park, News Radio (w/ Phil Hartman), Six Feet Under, Cheers, Friends, Forensic Files, The Daily Show, CSI, Made

Books:

I own cliff notes for many of the classics... I'm actually re-reading Super System right now.

Heroes:


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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Wayne Gretsky, Ruggy, Daniel Negreanu