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The Future Dr. Martha

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Oh, come on. What the hell am I supposed to put here? Way too broad for me to even write anything. I get angry.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Really, really, really cool people. None of this "really, really cool" BS. I need AT LEAST three "really's", OK? Actually, quite seriously, I want to meet some awesome people so they can be my friends. I'm talkin really smart, really funny, really real people. OK? Hit me up. Thanks. Bye. Oh, I'd also love to meet all of my relatives, as far back as to the monkey ones. And I would want to pick the age they'd be when I meet them. I would get more than one choice, too. I make the rules.

My Blog

Can't we be friends, possum?

I have had a few possum encounters lately while walking my dog at night, and these experiences have only served to confirm my suspicions: I think possums are cute, and I want to be friends with one. T...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:14:00 GMT

Random thoughts on Halloween

I just made titter come inside because it's Halloween and he's a black cat, and well, you know, people do fucked up things. Not to my titter! The new John Mayer CD is pretty hot. Especially "Slow Danc...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:52:00 GMT

Oh, another thing about titter...

Sometimes he comes for dog walks WITH BIRDS IN HIS MOUTH! I shit you not! What a guy!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:23:00 GMT

My birthday

I have discovered the point of myspace! It really IS a place for friends!! Because a bunch of you, who really ARE my friends, (not just myspace "friends", ya know what I mean?) told me happy birt...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:52:00 GMT

Titty Poo

For those of you who know him, you know that titter is one cool cat. He's a simple man, and he's not one for being all cuddly and shit. He likes to be outside, chasing birds if possible, and going on ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:48:00 GMT

Poor orchid, Stupid Mar

I have only one orchid (out of 4) that made it through the winter, and it has about 10 buds on it!! 15 minutes ago, it had about 15 buds on it, but I accidentally snapped off one of the stems in a fai...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 15:31:00 GMT

Bored, and hence, Angry?

I keep searching myspace (while the baby sleeps, because it's either do that or do laundry, and for once in my life, I have goddam had ENOUGH of laundry!! I think I went overboard when I folded my nei...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:07:00 GMT