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Sir

Congratulations to you all. I'm here.

About Me

Simplicity is a hallmark of genius. Does that make me a simpleton? I don't know. I just do what I have to to keep the roof over the head and the bills off the desk. I run live sound for a living (aka: put lipstick on pigs, polish turds, shine shit, displace air). People tell me I have a bad attitude when I'm at work. That's an understatement. When I'm working, I'm just plain evil. Any other time, I'm actually pretty laid back and quick with a joke; although most people won't get it. When I'm just hanging out, I'll have a beer or do shots with almost anybody. To those of you who know where I work; SHOW UP SOMETIME!!! I'm also in a band. It's a tribute to Tool and A Perfect Circle. This unpleasantness is called "Cold and Ugly". Y'all be cool.

My Interests

Skiing, playing drums, I'll sing only if it's ABSOLUTEY NECESSARY, watching that look of slow realization as it crosses the face of a dumbass who figures out too late that he's been done in by his own stupidity/greed/dishonesty, playing Unreal Tournament 1999 (look for me as Worst_Player_Ever; Good luck, you won't beat me!)

I'd like to meet:

Halle Berry, Bruce Lee, Gwen Stefani, Kevin Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Nichole Sullivan, Reese Witherspoon, That one hot chick that used to hang out at Thunderdome, The other hot chick who hangs out at House of Rock, more to come later... Actually, screw that hot chick who hangs out that the House of Rock. I tried to talk to her a few weeks ago and she seems to be kind of a snotty, stuck-up jackass. And no, I'm not talking about Kim. I've met her and she is an absolute sweetheart!

Music:

The idea that Tool are the greatest band ever to grace the Earth with their footprints is now a proven scientific fact. I also like (in no particular order) Mudvayne, Nothingface, Christina Aguilera, Malvado, Since, Dave Matthews, The Police, Kelly Clarkson's second album, Audioslave, Doxy's Kitchen, Rebel Amish Radio, Richard Cheese, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Sublime, Yolk, Gwen Stefani, Seal, Public Enemy, 50 Cent, Agents of the Sun, The Isley Brothers, Marvin Gaye, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, Led Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, Quicksand, Tori Amos

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, The Kevin Smith "Trilogy", Return of the Jedi, All of Bruce Lee's movies, Hustle and Flow, For a Few Dollars More, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ocean's Eleven (the remake), The Original Kings of Comedy, The Kill Bills, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Slingblade, Halle does Derek, wait, that one hasn't been made; yet...

Television:

South Park, CSI, The Daily Show, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mad TV, Forensic Files, City Confidential, Drawn Together

Books:

Everybody knows drummers can't read.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, My Mother, Bruce Lee, MLK, El Haj Malik El Shabazz, Isaac Newton, Leonardo Da Vinci, Danny Carey, Chuck Yeager

My Blog

HFStival Sunday

I had an absolutely great time at HFStival on Sunday. I used to go every year, but then, for some reason, I wound up working Death Metal festivals every year on HFStival weekend. Lots of money, but no...
Posted by Sir on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:48:00 PST

Congratulations to you all. I'm back.

     Congratulations, kids. I'm back from my tour with Nothingface. Can you say "A lot of rough fun"? I knew you could. I had a great time with those guys, but next time IT'S GOTTA...
Posted by Sir on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:10:00 PST