Scuba Steve

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Disorganized Photos
Pet Videos
Koi: These fish always go crazy when fed.
Lizards: See what happens when brown cats catch a wild lizard.
Tree frogs: See what happens when brown cats play with the loudest and most annoying creatures on earth (well, if you exclude tree huggers).
Christmas Strangulation: See what happens when a cat freaks out over the arrival of a Christmas guest.
College Life
The Pink Elephant (May 2005) - Our next door neighbor got wasted one night and was so bad the medics had to come in. The next night we taped a pink elephant to the side of his door. The guy disappeared after that semester, but 2 years later I caught him on one of those discount network news programs like Dateline. He was being interviewed for a serious gambling problem.
Trip to Denny's (1995) Sarah , Carl, Mendel, George, Steve and I take a trip to Denny's.
Trip at Take-Out (1995) See Take-Out from Sarah's point of view.
The walk to and from Take-Out (1995) See what happened with Sarah , her future husband Carl and me before and after our trip to Take Out.
Stalking Robot Man in the Cafe (5-12-1994) That guy moved in a slow and meticulous way just like a robot. He used to go to the gym and could lift a lot of weight, and I was a friend of a friend of his so I don't think he had any medical problems - therefore it was OK to find him funny.
Solar Eclipse (5-10-1994) - I hear we aren't going to get another one until, like, 1998! Will we have flying cars by then?
I throw cologne on Adam because he stunk. This guy stunk. Fortunately he was lazy so he never actually worked up much of a sweat to feed his bacteria colonies. What was really odd was that he didn't have a french accent. Ernie is the cameraman. (1994)
Dave's prank phone call to Tanya (1994)
Dave's prank phone call to Adam. Greasy Adam was the target of many of our pranks, but was apparently not swift enough to figure out what we were up to (no, I'm telling you; he really wasn't french) The best part of this is that we all lived on the 7th floor and Adam uses the stairs for this! (1994)
Learning to juggle with Nina (May 1993) Nina was cool! But she abandoned WCU for Penn State after her third year so therefore she was only cool until she sucked for leaving.