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Betamax Bandit

De-activated lasers, with my dick!

About Me



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My Interests

Building churches in Mozambique. There's no feeling quite like helping others. I also like to poke caged animals with sticks. They can't do anything about it!
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I'd like to meet:

Bruce Lee, Elvis and Jimi Hendrix. And the Pope. Maybe Ghandi...he seems pretty cool.

Music:

The Sword, Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Mastodon. Mainly classic rock though.

Movies:

Fight Club, Fargo, Akira, Bladerunner, Star Wars. Anything without Rob Schneider or the fucking Wayans Brothers.

Television:

It's a big shiny one.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness.

Heroes:

Villains.

My Blog

Winter's Wolves

Can't you see what you have wrought here? Bloody battles will be fought here May the mountains rise against you May the forests block your path May your axes chip and shatter And know it is my wrath I...
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

The Top Ten Greatest Albums....OF ALL TIME!

1. OK Computer (Radiohead) 2. IV (Led Zeppelin) 3. Songs for the Deaf (Queens of the Stone Age) 4. Age of Winters (The Sword) 5. Dummy (Portishead) 6. Sea Change (Beck) 7. Tenacious D 8. Dark Side of ...
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

Top 100 Films

I'll update it every so often. No particular order. 1. Fight Club 2. Fargo 3. Akira 4. The Shining 5. The Big Lebowski 6. Bladerunner 7. Die Hard 8. The Usual Suspects 9. Transformers: The Movie 10. S...
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

The Big List of Facts.

Emo bands are shit. FACT! Vegetarians need to shut the fuck up and have a cheeseburger. FACT! The ginger one in the Pussycat Dolls is a man. FACT! 3 out of 10 priests are paedos. FACT! Everyone hates ...
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:11:00 PST

Akira's Ten Word Review: Part Three - Running Scared

Paul Walker is a skidmark on the face of society.
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:00:00 PST

Akira's Ten Word Review: Part Two - King Kong

Who would've thought ape suicide could make a man weep.
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

Akira's Ten Word Review: Part One - Saw 2

It's only marginally better than peeing on an electric fence.
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:51:00 PST

That's right.

Your results:You are Superman Superman 75% Batman 70% Hulk 65% Green Lantern 65% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 50% Supergirl 47% Robin 45% Catwoman 45% Wonder Wom...
Posted by Betamax Bandit on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST