(1) President Bush. I would love to pick his brain about real life in the white house, runnning a nation like no other in the world, sustaining in the midst of being the center of huge controversy daily, how he goes about making the decisions that are required of him on a daily basis that have huge reverberations for millions of people, and other things on those lines.(2) Simon on American Idol. He is refreshingly honest, sometimes crude, but hilariously funny.