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About Me

I pretty much am easy to ammuse an always in a good mood an spirit about shit...Its hard to piss me off or make me mad so if ya do you're gettin a fist through your skull just for fucking with me..... Heres a couple of my bitches...ERin an Lydia(she has big Knockers) I ran into a broken glass table! 6 Stitches!! I'm All Scarred up!! Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!These are 2 of the coolest pictures that were taken on our New Orleans trip... I am a 21 year old, ima smartass...Deal with it ASSHOLES!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Jackman in my pants....Jesus...And last but not least... Here's JOHNNY!!!

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age..., Eagles of Death Metal, Kings Of Leon, The Makers... (NIce Pic JRO), Rev. Horton Heat... (Art of the JRO again), The Cure, The Sounds, Johnny Cash, Rancid, Black Flag, Pennywise, Social D, Doobie Brothers, Chicago, Boston, Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, The Ramones... , Sex Pistols... , Distillers... , The Donnas, Steve Miller Band, .38 Special, Styx, Elvis Presley... , Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis Costello, The Clash... , NOFX, Propaghandi,THE Casualties... , The Killers, Ween... , Def Leppard, White Snake, Guns N Roses, , Billy Idol, The Police, The Beatles, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Young Jeezy... , Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Eric Clapton, The Eagles, Kansas, John Lennon(we have the same b-day cuz thats how we roll), Buddy Holly, Tears for FEars, Yeah yeah yeahs, PJ Harvey, Desert Sessions, Fiona Apple, Incubus, The Sword, High on Fire, P4P, NIL8, MOndo Generator, Kyuss, Dwarves, MOrrisey, The Spunks, David Bowie, Blondie, Cyndi Lauper, Madonna(old), T-Rex, Mark Lanegan, New Kids on The Block, Marky Mark, 5150's, Dirty Box, Wolf Mother,and The 24/7 Fuck Ups....Well im tired of typin all this shit so you get the jest of things here...blasphemy!
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
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Movies:

You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Television:

Definitly love me some Chuck Norris hardcore asskickin! I like cartoons...anything on comedy central..Oh and the court tv channel is like crack too! GUMBY IS KICKASS!!!

Books:

Anything thats strange...yet interesting to read.

Heroes:

Definatly my 2 older brothers Adam ... an my oldest Charlie.. And of course heres me and CJ bonding over a tat! MY heros are this girl for enduring all these piercings in one sitting... Spiderman, Batman (occasionally), Wolverine mostly... That has to be the hottest picture ever of Hugh Jackman. Elvis of Course TCB NIGGAS!!!

My Blog

Ewww I got Birthday in my hair....

OK So i chopped all my hair off in an INsane fury...im losing my mind im ...losing my mind. I'm still cute tho. HA! Imagine that.*Smirk* So My birthday was rather fabulous all my fri...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

Fishies in the Sea....

Ok so ummm...yea...Totally. I feel like walkin on broken glass. Life's a bitch. Something is out there for this ole Alleycat something true ...something REAL...something t...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

I Hate Boys.

Seriously...Nothing but trouble and heartache.
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

Fuck this SHIT....

One Question why are people so damn Retarded!?!?! I'm so sick of stupid shit i could just spit on it!!!! I'm Ready to get the fuck up outta this city for a few days and have a fabulous tim...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

Last Night Someone Died in My Arms....

So It was about 4:00am when i was walkin the hall @ work...i heard a Gurgled "Nurse"...then i waited and listened for it again to see where it was comin from....It was my favorite onry old Lady Weezy....
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:58:00 PST

Where Thrills Are Cheap and Love's Divine...

Dusty and you are, dirty from chainLips of your kisses are sticking like tapeWoke you at sunrise, cold as a graveI'll cut you some flowers, now don't be afraidNow don't be afraidI'm looking for someth...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

My Socks Were Rocked So Hard!

So Eagles of Death Metal Fuckin ROCKED an i met Jesse "the Devil" Hughes an my life is at a high point for the moment! Got some needs yeah, I need to shake it And I razamataz you honey, if you want m...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST

Tag...i hope it wont make a bunch of horny girls hump me...

NOseY Mofos.... BLOG TAG GAME - this game starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about th...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

EAgles Of Death Metal Yet Again!

Eagles of Death Metal BITCHES!!! THEY'RE BACK IN STL MAY 31, 2006! BE THERE OR BE A FUCKING SQUARE AS USUAL...FUCKIN DOUCHE BAGS I HATE YOU ALL!...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

Hmm...

KINGS OF LEONCalifornia Waiting(Nathan Followill/ Caleb Followill/ Angelo)Little Mona Lisa laying by my side"Crimson and Clover" pullin' overtimeSeem too close to be losin' touchBy givin' in, what am ...
Posted by Alley Pound$ " on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST