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About Me

I was born to do one of the following top 10:1. Be a rockstar (wishful thinking) 2. A doctor (that time has came and passed) 3. A lawyer (ditto) 4. A highly distiguished gas station attendent (probably) 5. Possibly a spelling B champ (not likely) 6. An Olympic bobsledder (even less likely) 7. The new Steve Erwin (animals love me) 8. A Native American Drummer (damn my heritage) 9. A Naked Aborigine (see #8) 10. Working a 9 to 5er, moving slowly up the corporate latter with my wife Jane at my side, with a comfortable life for my two kids, my dog buster and my white picket fence. I don't see numbr 10 happening so get ready for 1 through 9.

My Interests

I love to be in situations where everyone in uncomfortable, especially if the reason for the ackward situation is me.

I'd like to meet:

I hope not Jane or an owner of a gas station. Maybe I'll meet an Olympic coach.

Music:

the goofy movie sountrack

Movies:

I had the privilage of indulging in the "Harry Potter" movies recently. I caught 1-3 and I have to say they got my attention. If only I could read...

Television:

I'm not afraid to say that I have watched American Idol religiously since season 1. If Sanjaya wins I won't kill myself, but I will probably kill someone else.

Books:

I'm just learning how to sound out vowels. Reading is a slow and painstaking process.

Heroes:

My Dad, I hope to someday have his success and I love him and respect him more than I ever show.