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Beer Delivery Guy

Live Life Before Life Is Lost!

About Me

I'm a guys guy. I like sports, especially hockey and football. I have a twin, people say Im the evil one. I like pizza and beer, preferably corona (with a lime). My shot of choice is Tequila. I hate lobster, pees, milk and O.J. "and that's how I roll!"

My Interests

Hockey, rock climbing, golf, poker, Da Cubs and Da Bears. I also play on probably the best dodge ball team ever created (team Kevin). I like to go to the bar, I’m not really into clubs unless the mood is right and I’m trashed.

I'd like to meet:

You!

Music:

My favorite band is Sevendust. But, I love to listen to all types of music. here are some of my Favorite lyrics " You have had some of the best times you will never remember with me because of....alcohol" Brad Paisley "I'd kill myself for you, but I would kill all you for myself" Pantara "I can't imagine to be like you, the pain and the suffering you put me through. it's so close to hate" Sevendust. My buddy Ames has some pretty crazy rugby songs that he sings, and I like to randomly belt out some Tenacious D when I am at super bowl parties piss ass drunk. "Now that’s fucking team work"

Movies:

Top 25(not in order)We Were Soldiers, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Caddy Shack, Stripes, True Romance, The Usual Suspects, Casino, Maverick, Oceans Eleven, Rounders, Platoon, Pork’s, Office Space, Shanghai Noon, Dazed and Confused, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Rat race, Requiem For A Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Death Race 2000, Citizen Kane, Frailty, Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, And ……….Bio Dome (don't ask why)

Television:

Cartoons are cool, The Family Guy, I also enjoy talking soft drinks and balls of meat, Harvey Birdman, The Tick "Spoon" and any thing that Seth Green can create with action figures and silly putty. I get sucked into the discovery channel and can't turn it off for hours sometimes. I probably wouldn't own a T.V. if weren't for DAAAAAAA BEARS, DA BEARS, DA BEARS, DA BEARS, DA BEARS!
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Heroes:

My uncle Dave a.k.a. Uncle Bozo. He was in the marines often walking the point with his dog during Vietnam, He put his life on the line every day, all for a pointless war over politics. While walking the point one night, his best friend, his dog was acting uneasy and ran off a few feet ahead of him tripping a trip line, setting it off killing himself. His story was told in a documentary shown on the history channel called “Dogs Of War”. My uncle said he would have never seen the line, and may have never come home if it wasn’t for that. He remembers his best friend everyday(Dutchess). Uncle Bozo is probably the funniest guy I know and has never tried drugs nor alcohol in his life. Today he has Muscular Distrophy because of the chemical Agent Orange that was sprayed on the jungles to thin them, ironically to keep our men safe from the enemy that was well adapted to jungle war, he is now confined to wheel chair and can’t do many things on his own including some days just taking a breath, but his sense of humor and love of his family and life is greater than it has ever been. He has no regrets!…. He is the strongest person I know.