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About Me

I have been there and back again, I am the original East Coast kid, born in Georgia, raised in Florida, lived in Ohio, Puerto Rico, and New York. I am the ultimate enigma, and a true friend to the end. I have a beautiful baby daughter who is the spitting image of her daddy, and she gets bigger and more beautiful every day,and a wonderful wife who supports me and loves me no matter what through the good times and the bad.

My Interests

Lots of activities, both indoor and outdoor:Poker, Surfing, Camping, Fishing, Travelling, Pool, and hanging out with good people...

I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented toilet paper, for making all of our lives safer and more sanitary. the guy who started up Wal-Mart for giving rednecks a place to shop 24 hrs so I can kick his ass.I would love to meet Jack Bauer, aka Sutherland. When Jack misspells a word, he changes the spelling of that word. When Jack pisses into the wind, the direction of the wind changes. He can divide by zero, and Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas! :) I would like to shake the hand of the man that replaces George W, so I can congratulate him/her. No matter who it is, it just can't seem to get any worse.

Music:

Taking Back Sunday,Trapt, Chevelle, Fitch, Story of the Year, Incubus, 311, Korn, Tool, etc, etc...>

Movies:

Huge movie buff, Saw, Underworld, The Matrix, Patriot Games, BraveHeart, Last of the Mohicans, Crash, Dumb and Dumber, Ironman,blah blah blah, are you still reading this?...

Television:

Don't watch much T.V., I'd rather be outdoors. Also, for the record, I think that fantasy television is the stupidest thing ever created. They created fantasy television for the people who's lives are so boring that they must live vicariously through the lives of people they have never met nor will ever meet.

Heroes:

Our troops fighting overseas, supermodels for all their hard work, George Bush (not), and your Mom

My Blog

Oh Sweet Memories!

oh the memories.... You're a 90's kid if:You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix,...
Posted by JOEY on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:01:00 PST

Tom passed the torch to me!

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you write a blog with 10 random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you chose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you...
Posted by JOEY on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:16:00 PST

Man Law! If you don't laugh at this something is wrong with you!

The International Council of Man Laws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to ...
Posted by JOEY on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

I believe..

I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forg...
Posted by JOEY on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

An Asian Blog Just For You James(and anyone who knows him)

You look older than you really are. (thought it was the opposite on this one) You're racist. (only against blacks, mexicans, spics, wetbacks, and all other people who aren't otherwise white or vietna...
Posted by JOEY on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:35:00 PST

how old are u?

You Are 23 Years Oldhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/cake.jpg" height="100" width="100">Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world wit...
Posted by JOEY on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST