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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
... Well, let's see... My name is Cailyn; not Caitlyn, Cayla, not Catlyn, etc., say it right, or don't say it. I'm a proud member of the Brighton Township Volunteer Fire Department, and an EMT, (radio ID: 6334... tee hee). P.S. Don't call me a fireWOMAN, or get me started on my argument against politics; the title is for the job, not the jobholder. I have recently earned my Associate degree for Pastry and Baking, for all of you that don't know, that just means that I know how to bake, and make tasty shit; and I have that little piece of paper that says I can. However, in school, I got more than an education, I found the love of my life, Zachary, whom I am engaged to. The wedding was supposed to be this summer, but my dad threw a hissy fit because my brother Rusty, and my two cousins Troy and Lindzay are graduating high school, and a wedding that happens in that same summer, even if it's 3 months away is 'too much'. So the big day is "to be announced". I like playing with my rifle, and being a guardo in general. FUCK YEAH BITCHES (I'd like to see Beaver's current colorguard do what I can with Newyear running the band. Pom-pom's? umm hello...COLORGUARD not RETARDED DANCE SQUAD. GOOD FUCKING LUCK. you're gonna need it. P.S. Leave the pom-poms to the cheerleaders who barely use them anyway, because I was one of them too. I also like ranting, if you couldn't tell already, playing the sims, shooting pool down at the pool hall, playing football, playing golf, (even though Mikey almost killed me in a golf cart one day after it rained,) and doing random shit just for the fun of it. Basically, I'm the sweetest person to ever live.

C-You are really silly.
A-You like to drink.
I-You Are Great in bed.
L-Everyone loves you.
Y-Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
N-You like to drink.
A-You like to drink.
N-You like to drink.
N-You like to drink.
E-You are easy to fall in love with.
C-You are really silly.
A-You like to drink.
T-You're loyal to those you love.
A-You like to drink.
N-You like to drink.
Z-Always ready.
A-You like to drink.
R-Fuckin crazy.
I-You Are Great in bed.
T-You're loyal to those you love.
E-You are easy to fall in love with.
SEPTEMBER=LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
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What Firefighter tool are you

Drywall Hook
primarely used for overhall and moving stuff around you like taking out drywall and ripping stuff apart
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virgo
an earth sign represented by the virgin, virgo symbolizes purity and modesty. virgos r shy, meticulous, reliable, diligent and analytical. as do the other zodiacs, they also possess less appealing traits: they tend to be overcritical, harsh, fussy and perfectionistic.
Which Invader Zim Character Are You?

Gir
You are Gir! You like tacos and pigs....a lot. In fact, you like them so much, you'll most likely going on a deadly, killer rampage to get tacos.
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~*~* Top 10 *~*~
---10 Firsts---
First Best Friend::: Mike Rhymer
First Screenname::: yohomie2006
First Pet Name::: Tiger
First Piercing::: Ears
First Crush::: Eric Prenderghast
First CD::: like I remember
First School::: College Square Elementary
First House Location::: Baden
First Kiss::: Bobby
First Car::: 1997 Ford Taurus
---9 Lasts---
Last Time You Smoked::: i don't know
Last Food You Ate::: potatoes?
Last Car Ride::: last night
Last Movie You Watched::: I don't know
Last Phone Call::: about 2 hours ago
Last CD You Listened To::: Evanescence or Rob Zombie, I can't remember
Last Bubble Bath You Took::: last week
Last Song You Listened To::: Before He Cheats
Last Words You Said::: OK, hold on
---8 Have-You-Evers---
Dated A Best Friend::: no
Been Arrested::: no
Been On TV::: yup
Eaten Sushi::: no
Cheated On Your B/F or G/F::: no
Been On A Blind Date::: no
Been Out Of The Country::: I went to 'Canadia'
Been In Love::: I thought I was
---7 Things You Are Wearing---
1::: Socks
2::: Jeans
3::: underwear
4::: bra
5::: halter top
6::: flower choker
7::: "everyone goes home" wrist band
---6 Things You've Done Today---
1::: Woke up
2::: Ate lunch
3::: cleaned the basement
4::: listened to the radio
5::: went on the computer
6::: played with my hair
---5 Favorite Things (not in any order)---
1::: Movie - Moulin Rouge
2::: Sport - Guard
3::: Hobby - Dancing
4::: Song - "El Tango De Roxanne"
5::: Flower - Roses
---4 People You Most Trust---
1::: Dani
2::: Laurie
3::: Rusty
4::: Kirchypoo
---3 Things You Want To Do Before You Die---
1::: Start my patisserie busness
2::: get married
3::: have kids
---2 Choices---
Vanilla or Chocolate::: vanilla
Hugs or Kisses::: both
--1 Person You Want To See Right Now---
1::: ~*~*~yeehawww bitch*~*~*
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Name: Brick House, Spanky, White Lightning, Firefighter girl, Big C, Lone Wolf, The Alpha Male, etc. Birthdate: September 20, 1987
Birthplace: Sewickley
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown, and whatever color i decide.
Piercings: 8
Tatoos: 2
FAVORITES

Food: Fettuccini Alfredo with shrimp

Color: Red or Black
Animal: cat
Drink: Eat n Park Vanilla Milkshakes / Black Cherry Vanilla Coke WITHOUT ICE
Body Part on Opposite sex: shoulders
This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi WITHOUT ICE
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Lemonaide
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: French Vanilla Cappuccino
Kiss or Hug: Depends
Rap or Punk: Death Metal
Summer or Winter: Both
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...

Most Missed Memory: Living with my grandfather
Best phyiscal feature: Most would say my hair, eyes, or smile.
First Thought Waking Up: only three hours... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Weakness: I'm fucking immortal
Heritage: Polish-50% Italian-25% Czeckoslavakian-20% German-? Russian-?
Longest relationship: from March 6, 2004 to January 6, 2006, and then again from October6, 2006 and still counting.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Ever been Drunk: once
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: BLUE
Favorite Hair Color: dark
Height: taller than me (not hard)
Style: whatever
Looks or Personality: they kind of go together.
Hot or Cute is there a difference
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: one
How do you want to Die: extravagantly
Do you like Thunderstorms: extreemely
Believe in Yourself: if i'm pissed off
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: if you don't tell
Do you Sing: yup
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: someday
Have your future kids names planned out: some...
Hate anyone: yup

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE TO IT!

I'd like to meet:

The only other society that uses our standard of measurement; the Union of Burma.

Music:

"Love can make you hostage, wanna do it again?"

"She's a bubble bath with candles; baby come and kiss me..."

"and the lightning flashes in her eyes, and he knows that she knows."

"Don't try to fix me; I'm not broken."

"I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes right to the rock."

"She said it's cold, it feels like Independence Day, and I can't break away from this parade."

"Anesthetize this bitch. ANESTHETIZE!"

"Sweet dreams are made of these."

"Have you ever needed something so bad you can't sleep at night?"

"You took me to the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me. You told them all I was crazy. They cut of my legs now I'm an amputee God damn you!"

"I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie."

"He spoke to me and my heart stood still when he said 'John go do my will.'"

"She leaves me roses by the stairs, suprises let me know she cares."

"I took her back and I made her dessert."

"Do or die, you'll never break me, because the world will never take my heart."

"Tatoos and memories and dead skin on trial, for what it's worth, it was worth all the while."

"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

"...and about the time she falls asleep, so does my right arm..."

"When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am."

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Stand-Up, anything on Comedy Central, Ren & Stimpy, and Invader Zim

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Books:

CAILYN'S QUOTE BOOK
Beware, your I.Q. may drop a few points if you read this.
"Nothing says lovin' like a fist full of crisco. Mmmmmmm!"
--Rusty
"They're all different. Shortening is like low-fat fat, margarine is is one carbon molecule away from being the container it's in, butter is normal and tasty, and lard is like fat boiled down and condensed, packaged for cloging arteries at first look."
-me
"That's one of the biggest insults in history. Almost as bad as when Captain Crunch was demoted to Petey Officer Crunch. Something about showing a female recruit his crunchberries..."
--Rusty
"We're protecting you from predators."
--Van (Mike)
"I strike with the force of 1,000 three year old girls."
--Rusty
"That doesn't mean 'Warp factor three'..."
--My father and Zach. (I'm surrounded by Treckies)
"The Super-Raccoon"
--Justin (Ned)
"So I was walking somewhere and there was this kid laughing at my arm, so I'm like 'I break out a car window with this thing, so watch it'"
--Ned
" So what do you do for the township?
I'm a turd burgular, oh wait..."
--6312
"The singing business, not to well. Sewer monkey however seems a bit more hopefull."
--Furby
"Billy Idol gave me baby aids."
--Mike (Van)
"(in response to incesant Jahova's Witnesses conversion attempts...) No, I'm sorry, we're actually the New Brighton Home for Wayward Psycotic Lesbians."
--Catherine
"They call me Softdickhardball. This is my son, Blueball. Please, meet my wife, Screamsallnight. And then over there is my daughter, Bighumps. She is with child. She's a Spindian."
--Billy
"I need your help... I need to bull-shit the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT..."
--Mikey
"It's smuttier than a bridal fest!"
--Kelty
"I was running with scissors and fell out a window, so basically the scisors did nothing"
--Jessie
"Oh man, this dude's a tard-fest."
--Budkey
"Navy Seals"
--Budkey
"What are emergencies that a second grader could recognize?
Shootings; fires; heart attacks; seizures; amputations; car accidents; cats in trees..."
--Twinkie and I
"...just like your mom???"
--Mr. Pageano, Chewey, and John
"I'm in love with a firefighter stripper"
--Larry
"That's precious, she actually has a glass of orange juice in her car.
--Mike C
" (not fucked you, i mean. fucked myself)"
--Chewey
"Yyyaaaaaakkkk"
--Me
"Some people are like slinkies, They are not really good for anything, but...They still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
--Sean
"Captain Crosswalk!"
--Budkey
"Is that a spider web or a space ship?
I don't know Hodge, but this is what happens when you drink and play poker till 3:28 in the morning."
--Hodge and I
"Stop looking at him, he thinks you're talking to him.
No, I'm not, he's talking to me.
Well looking at him only encourages him.
So it's funny, look at him he's talking to himself. He's not even here, he's probably off in the war or something. He won't shut up. He definetly belongs in the loony bin. He could have an entire conversation with himself, and get lost. He could have an adventure. He'd be like... hey and how are you, and woah, and oh no! and like woah, and whoah and woah."
--Mike C. and I talking about this old guy staring at us at the bus stop.
"Thank God my wife's out of town..."
--Larry
"17 year old transvestite."
--if you don't know, you won't.
"18 year old male, 302."
--Mikey
"Ahh, it hurts, I can't fucking move!"
--Bill, strapped in the KED
"I hate you Cailyn."
-Tasha, after I got her to sing Garth Brooks
“The first step is listening to country music, the next thing you know you’re burning crosses and chasing people out of your neighborhood.”
--Rusty (my own brother thinks I'm a racist)
“I bet if I called Jivits, he’d come.”
--me
"Be poilite- be professional- have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
--Paul
“I don’t know what you said, but you’re gonna die for it!”
--Chief
“It’s like the hillbilly death truck from hell.”
--Josh
“Wow, that’s like saying you catered the Boston Tea Party; “Didn’t you see me in the picture? I was in the back, waving the crumpets!”
--Tony
“Kelty looks like a bear in the chinchilla.
--Mikey B.
“That’s fucking precious.”
--Kirchypoo
“This class makes a meth clinic look like Kennywood.”
--Mike (aka Vinney)
“Solar-powered tomatoes.”
--Jordan
"If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress, or did I just fucking blow your mind."
--Budkey
“Just remember, I’m bigger than you.”
--Sean (aka the ass kickin' fat kid)
“I like to shave my school.”
--Dani
“That’s not a threat, that’s a promise.”
--Mr. Russo
“Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.”
--No idea
“Must you smother every bit of pancake delight?”
--Mikey
“Party like a rock star; kick a little ass.”
--No idea
"This coming from a man who thinks that aliens built the pyramids"
--Rusty, mocking my father
“Be happy, eat rice!”
--me
“I love cheesy chicken!”
--Meggy
“Like Steven, who watches PG13 porn; which is airplane magazines.”
--Catherine
“Who’s my cream puff?”
--Sadam Hussein
“Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps!”
--South Park
“Hey look, it’s a barn!
Is it red?
No
Than it’s not a barn!”
--Dude, Where’s my Car?
“Bambi”
--Mrs. Bacler’s 2000-2001 7th grade class
“Why did you drain the jet fuel???
Save room for the tuna!”
--Invader Zim
“This crock just bit off my face. Ain’t she a beauty!”
--Some guy mocking Steve Irwin
“No! Don’t eat the chinky carnie food! No! Don’t do it! Stop while you can! They kill cats to make the chinky goodness!”
-- (you guessed it)… Meggy
“It appears that pottery is not my thing. I caused a slight kiln accident, and some people were injured”
--I don’t know
“Mr. Jarovich, how do you spell Eli?
A-S-S, H-O-L-E…”
--9th grade history
“Hey, I can see! (runs into a tree) Oh wait, I was wrong.”
--Blinken
“I went to this building and asked if they had restrooms. The lady said, “No sir, we do not have restrooms accessible to the public.” Man, I shoulda pulled my pants down and took a shit right there. “Yo lady, no restrooms, clean this up.”
--Josh D
“I’m a gender challenged male.”
--D, WMC?
“This crock just chomped down on my thigh, boy is she strong!”
--Some guy mocking Steve Irwin
“Sometimes I watch you when you sleep.”
--Duckie
“I’m not the one who called the Dali Lama a faggot.”
--D, WMC?
“Suicidal lesbian clowns in pleather riding in porches.”
--Winterguard
“Watch me as I dive into this tank of live piranhas!”
--Some guy mocking Steve Irwin
“I will live inside you, forever.”
--9th grade band camp; musical selection: Jekyll & Hyde
“Dude, your dog’s a stoner, can he bong a beer?”
--D, WMC?
“And now it’s time for the severe beating of a Pokemon: Go Grizzly Bear! (Background: Pikach--- ouch! Pika help! PiPi Pika [dying grunt] [argha] [gargle]”
--Somewhere on the internet
“I wish I was anywhere, with anyone, making out!”
-- I don’t know, but not the musical reference
“Hey look it’s an elephant! Wait, it’s just the mailman.”
--D, WMC
“You’re depriving some poor village of its idiot!”
--I have no idea
“T'is just a flesh wound.”
--Monty Python’s ‘Holy Grail’
“I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!”
--D, WMC?
“I wanna sit by the Christmas tree! (As she speeds faster than a flying reindeer)
--Meg, or Catherine
“He found the one!”
--The back of bus 2
“Kill Cailyn. Krista, help me kill Cailyn.
We can gang up on her at lunch, and her and Justin can die together.
And hang them from the flagpole.
In a very uncomfortable position.”
--Meg and Krista
“Dude, if Amy were in this chat room, she’d be inviting her strange, psychopathic, killer internet friends in by now.”
--Meg
“Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club”
--Drop Dead Gorgeous
“Golf balls are made for golfing, and throwing at random people/ objects on your neighbor’s property.”
--Matthew
“Ooo, is that a poopie I see?”
--Lindsay
“Ever heard of a duck dive? It’s like a swan dive, only your arms and legs are tucked in and shaking in convulsions.”
--Rusty
“There are no ducks in the car.”
--Lindsay
“Once a carnie, always a carnie.”
--Drop Dead Gorgeous
“Halloween parade: KISS”
--Band
“Right around um die ecke.”
--Herr Brauch
“Pasty white goodness!”
--Krista
“Gibbon lover”
--Krista
“Gibbonthetrubador.com”
--Krista and Megan
“You should beat him with a fish.
Where the hell am I going to find a fish?
Megan will buy you a salmon.
Where the hell is Megan going to find a salmon?
I’ll go fishing!
Where?
In a pond.
You can’t find salmon in small ponds!
I’ll buy you a minnow.
I’ll be so close I might as well slap him.
Exactly.”
--Megan, Catherine, and me
“Never sneak up on someone in a morgue.”
--Drop dead gorgeous
“Satan’s moth.”
-- me

Heroes:

The Tibetan Killing Pidgeon

My Blog

Ten Reasons I Can't Stop Thinking of You.

Ten reasons I can't stop thinking of you. 1. The way your smile gives me hope. 2 the way you feel in my arms 3 your eyes tell me more than you could eve   r put into words.  4 the way ...
Posted by Spanki on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

Midnight Madness

Silent needs and constant teases a history to match silent whispers for all to see could I be free?   Convinience bonding for time unspent common eyes and soft lips the moment two are&n...
Posted by Spanki on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST

He's gone...

Well, it was more than 2 weeks, but my Tiger is gone now. My brother found him under my bed this morning. I woke up at 0410, and got ready and left. I didn't even think to look, even tho I didn't se...
Posted by Spanki on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

Perfect

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Posted by Spanki on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

My Tiger is going to die :'(

Bobby and I bought him just after my 18th birthday (about a year and a half ago) and he actually liked people, not like the other cats in my house. The one is too fat to move, the one was abused as a ...
Posted by Spanki on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

Rain

I went outside today, just after it had rained. From the feel of the air, I could tell that it was going to rain again. For the entire minute that I was outside, I felt calm, happy, and for a brief se...
Posted by Spanki on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

Faking it.

Well it seems that people aren't who I 've thought they were, and it took me a series of strange events for me to figure this out. (and no, I didn't just figure this out, It's just gotten me so pissed...
Posted by Spanki on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST

A pissed off 19 year old.

What's meant to be will find it's way, and I guess that I'm just here for the ride now, because I don't fucking care anymore.
Posted by Spanki on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

Grasping Life, I guess

My situation: Dated someone for damn near two years. Left him for someone else for all the wrong reasons, and then somehow it turned into something I thought was perfect. For TEN MONTHS I wa...
Posted by Spanki on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

What the Fuck?!?!?!

Who the hell shoots up the Amish? What the hell did they ever do to you? Yeah, so (you think) 'God' took away your unborn child, GET OVER IT. Does that constitute the molesting other children, an...
Posted by Spanki on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST