I'm a genuine guy and a die-hard fan of each and every one of my friends. It is with them and with my family where my unwavering loyalty resides. To my family I am forever indebted. I am thankful for my good fortune in regard to having such an amazing family, and in addition, such amazing friends.
I am currently finishing my undergrad after a hiatus which I spent working in the financial field. I study International Business which affords me some great travel opportunities. I love checking out new places and meeting new people, both in Boston and around the world. Definitely love the night life!
R Y A N F A C T S
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Ryanaurus.
I don't wear a watch unless it costs more than a car. I decide what time it is.
I can judge a book by its cover.
I can also kill too stones with one bird.
It is scientifically impossible for me to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that I went back in time and fathered myself.
Most people fear the Reaper. I consider him "a promising Rookie".
When I enter a room, I don't turn the lights on, I turn the dark off.
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Ryan.
I was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because I do not "attempt" murder.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. I was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that I allow to live.
When I want an egg, I crack open a chicken.
I will never have a heart attack. My heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack me.
I once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. Yes, I do love beastiality.
When I send in my taxes, I send blank forms and include only a picture of myself, crouched and ready to attack. I have not had to pay taxes, ever.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Ryan's boots ain't that merciful.
I can delete the Recycling Bin.
I am the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that I am on.
I don't daydream. I am too busy giving other people nightmares.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for me. After a workout, I rub my muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
One time, at band camp, I ate a percussionist.
I don't open cans of whoopass, I make my own.
I am completely innocent. Of everything.
I don't use pickup lines, I simply say, "Now."
Brett Favre can throw over 50 yards. I can throw Brett Favre farther.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Ryan.
I am not Politically Correct. I am just Correct. Always.
I once finished "The Song that Never Ends."
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.On the SAT if you put Ryan for every answer you will score over 8000.
I am a vegetarian. Meaning, I do not eat animals unless first I put them into a vegetative state with my fists.
When I look in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Ryan and Ryan.
I invented black while living in Liberia. In fact, I invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you play Monopoly with Ryan, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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