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The Jew!!

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About Me

you dont want to know anything about me i am a ugly fat ass
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Full Name:: jeremiah Hirsch
Birthday:: November 10
Birthplace:: black
Eye Color:: blue/green
Hair Color:: black
Height:: 6'2"
Weight:: 170
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: jewish
My Worst Habit:: biting my nails
Zodiac Sign:: scorpio
Shoe Size:: 14
Pants Size:: 32
Innie or Outie?: outie
Parents Still Together?: yeah
The Shoes You Wore Today:: vans
Your Weakness:: friends
Your Fears:: water
Your Perfect Pizza:: cheeze
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year::
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: how are you?
Thoughts First Waking Up:: can i go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature:: nothing
Your Bedtime:: when ever i feel like sleeping
Your Most Missed Memory:: me hanging out with my uncle at a hotel
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: blue
Food?: pizza
Sport?: hockey
Animal?: cheetah
Ice Cream?: valina
Candy?: starburst
Store?: Microcenter
Salad Dressing?: italian
Actor?: no actor is good enough for me
Song?: beating hearts baby
Letter?: Z
Number?: 15
Gum?: watermelon
Holiday?:
Season?: katlyn
Toothpaste Flavor?: mint
Radio Station?: 93X
Perfume?: dont know
Scent besides perfume?: dont know
Body part on the opposite sex?:
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: a long time ago
How Do You Want To Die?: on a bed of nails a car running me over
Turn ons::
Turn offs:: alot of hair
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: none
Who's The Loudest?: kayla
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: poncho
Who Have You Known The Longest?: nick
Who's The Shyist?: colby
When Have You Cried The Most?:
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: when my girlfriend says she loves me
Worst Feeling?: getting dumped
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: anywhere cool
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: i would change being so tall
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: until i am 80
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: hot chicks
What a nice: car
Where did all the: people go
Why can't we: go some where
Silly, little: emo child
Isn't it weird that: everyone is young at one point
Never under any circumstance: wake me up early
I wish: i could have some one to talk too
Everyone has a: life but me
I am: a crazy jew
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yeah
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: no
Been Rejected?: yeah
Ran Away From Home?: yeah
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: yeah
Skipped School?: fuck yeah
Thought About Suicide?: yes
Slept Outside?: yeah
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: no
Cried In School?: no
Thrown Up In School?: no
Wanted To Be a Model?: fuck no
Cheated On Someone?: no
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yeah
Seen A Dead Body?: no
Been Bitched Out?: alot
Drank Alcohol?: yeah
Smoked?: yeah
Been On Drugs?: yes
Eaten Sushi?: no
Been On Stage?: yeah
Gone Skinny Dipping?: yes
Shoplifted?: yes
Been Drunk?: yeah
Been Called A Tease?: no
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: yeah
Sing Well?: yes
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: yes
Want To Get Married?: yes some day
Believe In Yourself?: no
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: no
Get Along With Your Parents?: no
Like Thunderstorms?: yes
Play An Instrument?: yes
Own An IPOD?: no i hate them
Pray?: no
Go To Church?: no
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no
Dance In The Rain?: no
Sing In The Shower?: yeah sometimes
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: none
Single or Group Dates?: group
Chocolate or Vanilla?: vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: movie
Guitar or Drums?: guitar
Adidas or Nike?: nike
Chinese or Mexican?: mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: cheerios
Cake or Pie?: cake
MTV or VH1?: vh1
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: yes
Whistle?: yes
Blow A Bubble?: yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yes
Cross Your Eyes?: no
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: no
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: yes
Dance?: no
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: no
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: katlyn
You Talked To On The Phone:: katlyn
You Instant Messaged:: jackie
You Hugged:: katlyn
You Yelled At:: my dad
You Played A Sport With:: nick
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: yesterday morning
Time You Cried?: i dont know
Movie You Watched?: waterboy
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: watermelon
Joke You Told?: i cant tell jokes
Song You've Sung?: scars
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: at home in the kitchen
What Can You See Out Your Window?: the moon
Are You Listening To Music?: yes
What Are You Wearing?: pants and a t shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: nothing it is blue
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yeah
Do you believe in miracles?: no
Magic?: yeah
Love at first sight?: no
God?: no
Satan?: no
Ghosts?: no
Santa?: no
Evolution?: no
IN A BOY...
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Short or Long Hair::
Height::
Weight::
Best Clothing Style::
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: germany
Number Of CD's I Own:: i dont know alot
Your Good Luck Charm:: nothing
How many pillows do you sleep with?: three
Do you drink milk?: yeah
Person You Hate Most:: derek
Most Outdated Phrase:: i dont know
Do you think God has a gender?: i dont give a shit
Where do you think we go when we die?: in our graves duh!!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: usually four
What is something scientists need to invent?: an automatic car
Are you a health freak?: no
Are you a virgin?: no
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: i would go as far as i can
What is the worst weather?: storms
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: no
How many grades have you failed?: none
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WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU------KOOLPICS

ABSINTH
YOUR ABSINTH, YOUR CRAZY AND YOU MAKE PEOPLE HALLUCINATE, GOOD FOR YOU!
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what type of weed is best for u PICS!

hydro
yur hydro u like a strong hashy taste u r popular just like this weed
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What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

BLACK DEATH
You're Black Death! Strong cigarettes, very very very strong... Expensive and tough...
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What Kind Of Drug Is Best For You

Acid
Totally Dazed!
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Test Your Drug Knowledge...

Drug God
All hail the Drug God!!
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What kind of drunk are you?!

Party Drunk!
You are the kind of person that likes to be the life of the party. You are out going and every body likes to be around you casue you are so off the wall and funny.
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My Interests

I like Video games, football, hockey, baseball, pizza, ice cream, cake, pop, eating popcorn which I am doing right now, myself, listening to music, kicking my wall, kicking myself but more importantly kicking my little brother, putting together my computers, and all that technical shit, rollercosters, fruity candy, getting shitloads of free music, Making eggs, going to the movie's, I have no fucking clue what movie's I like, I don't feel like writing more about myself so I am going to stop.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!

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Which Energy Drink Are You?

Rockstar
PARTY! Yea, you party like a Rock Star.. You love the night life, and have a hard time getting up before noon. In your mind, you could never party enough.

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What will your first car be?((pics))

Acura RSX
You like to race your car and maybe earn some money to fix it up.

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What type of kisser are you?

Playfull kisser
you and your girl/boy friend will have a very fun relationship

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What kind of bf/gf are you?((with pix))

romantic
You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...you know just they way to be in a relationship! Don't change anything and good luck!

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What piercing are you?

Lip
You're not one of the popular kids, but who cares? you like it that way. you would rather die than be part of their crowd. you may doubt yourself at times but you know you're cool!

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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

MARILYN MANSON
GOTHIC ROCK!! MARILYN MANSON KICKS ASS AND HAS VERY MEANINGFUL LYRICS TO HIS SONGS!! MANY PEOPLE THINK HES WEIRED BUT IF U PROPERLY LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC AND READ HIS BIOGRAPHYS U WILL REALISE THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL WRONG! U DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POLITICS U THINK ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH U! I DONT BLAME U EITHER!

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What Band's Symbol are You?

Slipknot's Symbol
Slipknot's symbol represents you best. You can be evil at times, and even be satanic. You love loud music and probably like black or death metal. You're cool.

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Which guitar are you

B.C. Rich Warlock
You are a BC Rich Warlock. Its Gothic Shape and death metal sound have gotten it a good reputation with modern distortion enthusaists.

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i would like to meet a good friend someone i can trust and talk to

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Music:

I like Fall Out Boy, Hot Hot Heat, Jimmy Eat World, Death Cab For Cutie, HIM, slipknot, metalica,ramones, led zepplin, the doors, the beatles, cky, dark new day, foo fighters, h.i.m., from first to last, social distortion, AC/DC, Rolling stones, from autumn to ashes, jonny cash, nirvana, sex pistols, iron maiden, panic at the disco, slayer, simple plan, rush signals, coheed and cambria, the postal, pink floyd, emery birds, queen, the clash, fall out boy, hinder, jimi hendrix, motley crue, black my heart, tool, averged sevenfold, the beetles, the doors, pig destroyer, high on fire, afi, death before dishonor, cephalic carnage, rob zombie, story of the year, system of a down, metallica, lick, 30 seconds to mars, slipknot, first blood, mental oxygen, plain white t's, as i lay dying, senses fail, my chemical romance, sweet, the knack, nofx, i am ghost, bad religion, disturbed, children of bodom, death cab for cutie, darkest hour, mad gin, kmfdm, silverstein, velvet acid christ, minor threat, hawthorne hights, dead kennedys, stained, misfits, babes in toyland, judas priest, static lullaby, mother loves bone, trivium, van halen, faith no more, blondie, the police, anti-flag, rammstein, korn, monster magnet, powerman 5000, seven dust, fu manchu, fear factory, machine head, motorhead, soul fly, megadeath, coal chamber, daniel lioneye, the 69 eyes, atrocity, finch, the ramus, the sounds, negative, turbonegro, kill hannah, viking skull, hell train, smack, cky, clutch, kill switchengage, atreyu, drowning pool, shadows fall, black lable society, god forbid, the agony scene, bleeding through, himsa, 3 inches of blood, the black dahila murder, every time i die, blood has been shed, all that remains, mxpx, the offspring, fall out boy, underoath, boys night out, the unseen, penny wise, flogging molly, strike anywhere, armor for sleep, bleed the dream, the adicts, buzzcocks, the cybermen, the damed, drug addix, generation x, the pigs, less than jake, the nosebleeds, the now, the mutants, self abused, deadboys, new york dolls, matchbook romance, rise aganist, rancid, unwritten law, hammer fall, avoide one thing, slightly stoopid, draft punk, bleeding through, marilyn manson, lustra, through the eyes of the dead, my getaway,hell train,bleed the dreem, roses are red,no use for a name, cradle of filth,amber sky, hopesfall, distant hero, forgotton name, sucide city,cannibles arnt good copmany, small towns burn a little slower, death from above 1979, four story masscure, i killed the prom queen, fear before the march of flames, amber sky, the proposal AKA I am mostly into the rock and alternative music stylings.

Movies:

i like scarry movies they are tight as fuckI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Television:

i dont watch tv but everything sounds good

Books:

i cant read and i dont want to ever read that is a fact talk to me about books i will tell you to fuck off

Heroes:

my heros are my friends nevermind i have no friends well then my hero is my uncle he is tight as fuck

My Blog

WOW MY LIFE HAS TOTALLY CHANGED!!! I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!

yesterday i was in little falls i had been there for atleast a week before then and at 12:00 AM i went crazy and i took way too many dxm pills the whole world went crazy i was so druged up that i fuck...
Posted by The Jew!! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST