Matthew

This is going to be a cliche of seemingly contradicting traits that I, for some reason, think will explain me. I am horrible at grammar but can't stand it when people spell things wrong. I hate stereo-types but love when people stereo-type me incorrectly. I think I am philosophical because I come up with witty little quotes that confuse people more than anything. I am never wrong...and I will tell you it is because I think before I speak but the reality of the matter is that simple logic is easier to accept. Contrary to popular belief, I do work...hard, I just try to do "it" right the first time.(and seldom do!) I don't think "arrogant" is a bad word but I hate when someone acts like they are better than anyone else. On that note, I am too arrogant to lie, cheat, or steal...If I want something I will get it the right way. I love and hate when people are jealous of me. I think self-awareness is the most important attribute someone could have....with it comes self respect and ambition. "Empty ambition is the seed of despair..." I give everyone a chance but will never settle. I trust everyone until they give me a reason not to but I think blind faith is stupid. Empathy is my best trait and my worst flaw. I love suits but never wear ties. I am straight but am developing a shoe fetish. I do not own a hoodie because I think being under dressed is more uncomfortable than a collared shirt. I have experienced a lot and want to do more but I don't recommend it to anyone I care about. I think friends are very important but keep very few. I am an adrenalin junkie but am a wimp so it doesn't take much to get my heart pumping. I fall in love VERY quickly but fall out of love just as fast. "The line between love and hate is colored in betrayal..." I am very picky about my women but end up dating the ones most people couldn't stand. In the fine words of a literary genius I know...." I also do this strange thing where I try my hardest to make a girl give it up on the first date and then once I am successful say to myself, “Now what kind of girl gives it up on the first date?”" I am very "goose/gander" about my relationships but am adamant about there being a double standard. It is extremely hard to get into my bed and equally as hard for me to kick you out. I am the first to tell you I am high maintenance and usually the first to tell you I'm not worth it. I say some funny shit but it is only funny if you have heard it more than once. I don't like to fall into other peoples molds but I have no problems stealing your one-liners and over-using them until they are mine. I love inevitable irony's. I admire many people but never strive to be like anybody. I am proud to retell me family's stories but am American if asked my nationality. I don't smoke but I think people should have the right to.TRUE STORY!And I wonder why I am single.......lol