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Danny

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a time machine. Good personality is a plus, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm more interested in the time machine than the company.

Music:

Dr. Phil

Movies:

Space movies, dinosaur movies, movies about fast-running, short movies....

Television:

Futurama, the Hills, Run's House, First 48

Books:

I recommend! Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace Best book ever! The House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski The Stranger by Albert Camus Salt: A World History by Mark Kurlansky Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig All the Pretty Horses Courmac McCarthey

Heroes:

Pete Murphy of course

My Blog

No, Trisha, Im not

I don't want to do that because, A: I don't want to think about 10 things. I only want to think about Warcraft.B: We both have like the same 10 friends and so now I can't pick anyone to "tag"D:  ...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

My new years resolution is to be more like this guy.

Good choreography. 9/10...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nothin' brings in the new year like shootin' up.

I hung out with Nate, Jeff and Adrian this fine new years eve. We watched some Aqua Teen Hunger Force, some Mr. Show, Some more Aqua Teen Hunger Force, And there were no drunk people! It was awesome!...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everyone needs an Unkle Ed to buy them Christmas Gifts.

My unkle Ed got me: -A screwdriver with a million diferent heads that fit on it and a telescopic magnet. What the hell do I need this thing for? I work at a hardware store for christsake, I cou...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ride the tiger!

Some people should never be happy ever, and I should get to decide who those people are. This, by the way, is a fact.
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate Christmas

Anyone who says they hate Christmas is an effin' liar. Shut up and open your presents, loser.
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KITTY CAT!!! KITTY CAT!!!!

No amount of yelling "Kitty Cat!!" will entice my cat to sit on my lap. Crappy.
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why it is awesome to work across from a trailer park full of insane people:

ACT 1: (fat middle-aged woman enters heavily leaning on her cain) ME: Hi, how're you doing? LAME LADY: Oh, I'm doing OK... Better than I was, at least... I have a doctors appointment in a...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Greatest Weekend of All Time

Andrew W.K. Le Tigre Denali Poison the Well Deftones Brutal game of Rummy I got to use the leaf blower at work Heard alot of gossip Awesome.
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Le Tigre tonight? Lets go pick up chicks!!

I've never felt so out of place for having a penis as I did tonight at Le Tigre. Beside that Le Tigre was awesome!!!!!
Posted by Danny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST