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Ma†

God Am I?

About Me

-Graphic Designing: Im now into the graphic fad thats been going around the internet for quite some time. As seen above thats some of my recent creations and though they could use some work, who cares? im just beginning and it looks good to me. I just find it fun to be able to get a bunch of pictures from friends together and change them to whatever I like, such as my eye lazers burning cat picture. I still love that one the most. I probably started because I enjoy making pictures of my friends look clearer then realized I can make them look like art, so why not?-Coca-Cola: If you have any idea who I am or talked to me at least once you will realize sooner then later that im obsessed with coke. From if im talking on the phone with you and I just leave convo to get some or if im with you in person and I just walk off to go buy some. Its yummy and I drink more then enough of it, by other peoples standards of course, by mine I could always drink a hell of a lot more.-In General About Me: Im just a nice guy who is laid back. Im not that wild and crazy when it comes to going out and partying, I prefer to stay in rather then going out. The city life is not for me, I grew up playing cards with people old enough to be my great grandparents and most of the time they actually were. My friends tend to find me a very trusting guy which is a plus considering most of the guys I hear about my my female friends blow the allmighty. Oh and speaking of friends that are women I certainly do have enough of them. I have like three guy friends and the rest of my friends are all women. Consider me lucky ;)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-John Pinette is probably my most favorite comedian at this time because I have been seeing him in so many shows that I didnt know who he was. He was in Seinfeld as the fat guy who got robbed in the last show. Or he was even in the summer blockbuster The Punisher as one of the appartment owners in Frank's building. As a nobody he really has what it takes to be a huge hit. Plus his skit about him at the waterpark is probably one of the funniest stand up moments ever. Asian Tourists yelling out FreeWilly is just priceless.-Harland Williams is still one of my favorites just because he can do a great Wookie impression. Or his amazing story about the lady that lived in the tree can make even the most mute of men burst out in laughter. I suggest for all people who hardly know of him, please check out some of his skits or even some of the movies he is in. Half Baked or Rocket Man would be two that I would have to go with. Dont be fooled by Disney title for Rocket-Man either, Im 19 and I loved it.-Dame Edna, cmon people its Dame Edna! Funnest person in drag ever! She grabbed me by her old hit show UP YOUR STAIRS where she brought people up on stage then sent a camera crew to go through all your things in your house. Best break in moments like the Penis salt shakers, that woman who owned them literally looked like she was going to pass out. Good ol brit shows, they are so much more funnier then stupid shows here.-Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, When I saw him singing with Bon Jovi on stage during a concert, you cant help but imagine just how cool he is. He went to an American Idol try outs just to tell them how much they suck and even better when he went to the Michael Jackson trial to make fun of them bad. He was kicked out repeatedly for being a shit distruber but hell, if you cant take a joke, you might as well be shot.

Music:

-3 Doors Down -311 -A Flock Of Seagulls -AC/DC -Aerosmith -Aha -Aikawa Nanase -Alice Cooper -Alice In Chains -Andrew W.K. -Apocalyptica -Arcade Fire -Barenaked Ladies -Basement Jaxx -Beatles -Beck -Ben Moody -Billy Idol -Billy Joel -Blind Melon -Blink 182 -Blondie -Blue Oyster Cult -Bon Jovi -Bryan Adams -Chris Deburgh -Chris Isaak -CKY -Cobra Starship -Coldplay -Darkness -David Bowie -Deep Purple -Disturbed -Drowning Pool -Duran Duran -Eagle Eyed Cherry -Eagles -Elton John -Evanesence -Eve 6 -Fatboy Slim -Flogging Molly -Foo Fighters -Foreigner -Fozzy -Franz Ferdinand -Gob -Godsmack -Goldfinger -Goo Goo Dolls -Gorilaz -Great Big Sea -Green Day -Guns N Roses -Howie Day -I Mother Earth -Iron Maiden -Jack Off Jill -James Taylor -Jefferson Airplane -Jefferson Starship -Jesus Jones -Jimmy Eats World -Johnny Cash -Journey -Kansas -Kid Rock -Killers -Kiss -KoRn -Led Zepplin -Limp Bizkit -Local H -Lynard Skynard -Magic Box -Marylin Manson -Matt Mayes -Matthew Good Band -Meatloaf -Metallica -Michael Buble -Mini Moni -Misfits -Modest Mouse -Monkeys -Morning Musume -My Chemical Romance -Oasis -Offspring -Ok Go -Orgy -Our Lady Peace -Ozzy Ozbourne -Pantera -Pearl Jam -Peter Frampton -Phil Collins -Pink -Powerman 5000 -Prozzak -Queen -Radiohead -Rasmus -Red Hot Chili Peppers -REM -Rob Zombie -Rod Stewart -Rolling Stones -Saliva -Savage Garden -Scorpions -Seether -Semisonic -Shakira -Silverchair -Slayer -Smashing Pumpkins -Soundgarden -Staind -Sum41 -System Of A Down -Tears For Fears -The Clash -The Guess Who -The Who -Three Days Grace -Train -Trapt -U2 -Van Halen -Weezer -Yess